A finger can be lovely can’t it. I’m not built to accept anymore myself.
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What about yourself @Sidney
Have many of your girlfriends ever digitally penetrated you?
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Well, you can’t say you’ve lived unless you’ve been a non-law breaking sexual deviant at some point in your life, eh?
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It doesn’t work lads. Bird went for it one night and its a load of shit. In holes and out holes and leave it out
Btw @carryharry fuck the pop corn and reply to my pm which is trey important kid
To An now that’s very good @Bandage, very witty indeed.
BTW I think I encountered @carryharry yesterday morning in a shop in south Tipperary.
( FYI There was no mention of either of us being anally penetrated) I just completed my purchase and went about my business after getting a good look at him.
This thread really is an eye opener. It seems bandage has come full circle. The brief glory days of openness and joy have disappeared. Back is the seething, socially inadequate bandage of old. Reducing his best e-buddy rocko to 'banalities '. Seething that young families might have the temerity to eat in the same establishment as him. Getting ridden up the arse like he was back in school in Wexford. Thankfully his bird is from monaghan and he will be cleansed in their traditional manner, with a power hose and some jeyes fluid.
Let’s hope it all works out for him. We’re here for you bandage.
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Jeyes fluid 
I know. We have chucks to thank for that gem.
This thread has taken an unsavoury turn. I began this speculation out of concern for bandage not to ridicule him. I recommend a terse statement from bandage asking the forum to respect his privacy at this time followed by a list (possibly as an excel attachment) of objects he would and would not allow up his ass. This should allow posters to see where he sits versus their own moral compass but at least we will have closure.
You’re being obtuse and misrepresenting me somewhat, pal. I’ve a naturally sunny and jolly disposition as opposed to being socially awkward.
It’s more that I don’t hide my complete disdain for cuntery and gimpery online and in REAL LIFE (e.g. rugby football, joe.ie, bread sauce, 12 pubs of Christmas wackiness, Fine Gael/Labour coalition, salivating over cheap cuts of meat and Star Wars etc) which you may have mistaken for social awkwardness. I regret this confusion deeply.
However, I’m working very hard to control my tendency to openly seethe via the Lessons for Life from Self Help Gurus thread and regular interventions from @Tassotti.
In fact I wasn’t seething about young families having the temerity to eat in the same restaurant per se - I was concerned about a potential lack of tables as a result of them trotting in ahead of us while we shot the breeze given the imminent closing time of said restaurant.
I demand a full and frank apology.
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I’m not sure where to start here pal. I like your Joe. Ie/12 pubs defence but it doesn’t really have anything to do with it. What we know as fact is that you met 2 forumites, both of whom expressed concern for your wellbeing based on your behaviour. You’ve belittled one and his family and attacked the other and his family, exactly as Lance Armstrong would have done.
You’ve championed your own ‘good work’ in the area of self improvement, exactly as Lance Armstrong would have done.
When faced with the truth and an opportunity to come clean to your epals, you’ve doubled down and become more entrenched in your argument exactly as LanceArmstrong would have done.
I don’t care if your monaghan chick made you walk around town in her undergarments and it made you uncomfortable physically and mentally, Funtime took time out from his own life to check in on a legend of this forum, like a good e-pal would. And you’ve castigated him for it.
*I accept your explanation that you were thinking entirely selfishly and about was in it for you when being rude to funtime post snowman. Is it any wonder fingal forum members such as @theselfishgiant prefer to put their kids in the boot of the car and drive them home as fast as possible rather than take them out round gcd and it’s environs to be accosted by seething cross dressing wexicans.
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would you sustain a horn whilst having this thing plunged into you or would it usually occur after the gentleman has finished his business?
simply wonderful use of the internet, that’s what we call a headshot in the business
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Slurp, slurp, what type of sad fucker is this desperate to ingratiate himself with a pack of cunts that will turn on you first chance they get.
I don’t include Balbec as I don’t know enough about him, ELC royalty??