Erling Braut Haaland

Would score four on a rainy night in Stoke, for what it’s worth.

Comparisons to Mbappe are a disgrace.

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And so it begins

3 minutes into the season.

I like Haaland. He seems like an unassuming lad and is a goal machine of course.

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That was a fucking ridiculous finish.

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He didn’t even look to see where the goals were. Outrageous

Top bins lads, top fucking bins

City very sloppy tonight. Pep will be tearing the hair out of his beard

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An utter failure. Sent city back to the dark ages

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UEFA Men’s Player of the Year.

Only a handful of works left to conquer

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Lads, its incredible.

6 goals in 4 premier league games.

42 in 39 overall.

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:goat: :goat: :goat:

Be interesting see can himself and Odegaard drag Norway on. They’d be as good as any two around.

Until he wins the World Cup you can’t take him seriously

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The big man has some competition