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If they can get time off work.

I’d say the first thing you’d do is buy the farm off the brother. It kilt you that the auld lad left it to him. He’d charge you the full 250m and you’d pony up.

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I’d spend the lot on a media conglomerate to fuck off RTE and make Ewan McKenna the CEO

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:laughing: Work would be for peasants, will you shtop

I’d pay off the siblings mortgages and give them a few quid on the grounds that they’d never again ask me for money. I think that’d be a fair deal.

You’re limited by what you can give them without the tax man taking a sizeable chunk of it.

@Breaking_my_balls in full Pee Flynn mode here. Pee was a gas man!!!

Yeah, you’re right, fuck em, they’ll be grand

That’s why so many family syndicates win. The winner gets the siblings to initial the back and
notes the amount they are getting or were in for. Tax man can’t touch it.

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Do they have to get an even split?

No. Sure they could all put different amounts into the syndicate each week.

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Fuck it they’d want to be putting in a fairly small amount each week to only get a share of €1 million each from my €210 million haul

Yeah, but that’s between you and them. Once they initial it they are part of it. Keeps the tax man at bay!

Right. I’m still goosed as I do it online. I’ll get them to initial the laptop screen just in case

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That’s what fucked over that woman who’s step son sued her. He demanded an equal share and got it.

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It’s still a lot of money but I’d be happy with €500,000. Give the siblings 10 grand each and 10 grand to the TdeM. Would buy a house with a west facing garden outright in Douglas or Ballinlough and that would be it.

:rollseyes:

I’d develop a drug addiction and all, will you shtop

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You would want to be including a solicitor and getting a signed syndicate agreement.

That’s what I was thinking, you’d want to trust them all!!

And that’s why you initial it and note the amount. Treaty Stones €1m

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Thanks mate

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