Euromillions

Jaysus it be nice!

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I think if you won the euromillions youā€™d have to just up sticks and leave or youā€™d be plagued to death. Iā€™d have no interest in it to be honest. ā‚¬300k or so would do me. Enough to do what you want but not enough to do nothing.
If I won the euromillions Iā€™d be found dead within a year

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If ye won the jackpot would ye ring the employer to tell them to stick their job up their hole or just go off the grid and say nothing?

I wouldnā€™t get a fucking helicopter anyway thatā€™s for sure. Thatā€™s how rich people die

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Iā€™d turn up for a week. Say nothing. Speculate that the winner was probably a cunt and then slink offā€¦ My greatest fear would be people finding out I won.

I donā€™t mind working, I like it. If I knew that my ā€˜mortgageā€™ money paid for a sun holiday, ski trip and a weekend away with the missus and a decent car Iā€™d be happy. This is using the win to buy a decent house in an area I want to live in.

I donā€™t work regardless.

Savage. Pay me a million and Iā€™ll nick your phone and wipe your tfk when you kick it.

Youā€™d be some mug if you didnā€™t have a lad assigned to do that as it is

Iā€™ve just sent you my Bic and Iban there via pm in case you find it all overwhelming. You can trust me not to waste it frivolouslyā€¦ :pint:

I donā€™t do the euromillions so Iā€™m safe enough

We go again

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I use to think about this scenario.
Old job: Iā€™d let them contact me. Iā€™d be an asshole to them.
Current job: I like it so Iā€™d work away then slink off gradually.

I have the names picked out for my 2 horses.

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I went all out tonight and bought 2 lines with the plus.

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Have another crack at it

Whatā€™s the next jackpot?