to catch a woman you need at least two of the following…
-a penis-a personality(any type)-a reasonable body-a sense of humour-a few euro-a pair of balls to go for it.
a combination of any 2 of these will get you a woman, the more of these you have will obviously determine how long you get to keep her for.
meeting some weirdo at speed dating or on the internet will do fuckall for you if you still dont meet the criteria.