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Just saw this.

Bloody hell.

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[quote=“farmerinthecity, post: 755030, member: 24”]Just saw this.

Bloody hell.[/quote]

Got it too. Wahey!

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Meh, munter with a fat box and 2 members of the scarfwearing community

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She’s muck.
Is she the same one on the cover of last August’s Mag?
The 2 blokes epitomise the nerds that find themselves in the chartered stream of accountants.

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obligatory image, shocking failure by others on this thread

http://www.accountancyireland.ie/AccountancyIreland/April2013_cover.jpg

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That’s magnificent. To think she’s regulated by the same accountancy body as me; that’s the stuff that wanks are made of.

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and the 2 adjacent funboys??

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Fucking arseholes.

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Were you ever in one of those meetings where you just can’t stop yawning and you try everything to not yawn so you don’t give off the (correct) impression that you’re bored - Flare nostrils, stretch, cover your mouth. And so concentrated are you on not yawning that you miss large chunks of what the other guy is saying.

Well I had exhausted all these gimmicks in a meeting yesterday so I started cracking and pulling my knuckles under the table. So much so that I dislocated my thumb - I should say at this point that I severed the nerve down one side of my thumb in a Cooper faced jacks related incident in Xmas 1999 - So there I was trying to disguise the fact I was in some discomfort and trying to pop my thumb back in. Luckily I did, and the client never noticed. I can only hope I in turn never bore someone enough for them to inflict actual bodily harm on themselves.

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Hope you are all sorted for this evening

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You are mixing up real accountants with tax advisors

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[QUOTE=“Scrunchie, post: 860479, member: 1408”]Were you ever in one of those meetings where you just can’t stop yawning and you try everything to not yawn so you don’t give off the (correct) impression that you’re bored - Flare nostrils, stretch, cover your mouth. And so concentrated are you on not yawning that you miss large chunks of what the other guy is saying.

Well I had exhausted all these gimmicks in a meeting yesterday so I started cracking and pulling my knuckles under the table. So much so that I dislocated my thumb - I should say at this point that I severed the nerve down one side of my thumb in a Cooper faced jacks related incident in Xmas 1999 - So there I was trying to disguise the fact I was in some discomfort and trying to pop my thumb back in. Luckily I did, and the client never noticed. I can only hope I in turn never bore someone enough for them to inflict actual bodily harm on themselves.[/QUOTE]
Yep, every time I find myself on a meeting with an accountant.

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Is this what has become of this profession?

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What’s your beef?

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Leinster Society of Chartered Accountants present “Working the room: Effective business contacts and networking”. A presentation by Dragon’s Den panelist Gavin Duffy in Chartered Accountants House next Monday at 6.30pm.

Any interest?

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[QUOTE=“Bandage, post: 1140941, member: 9”]Leinster Society of Chartered Accountants present “Working the room: Effective business contacts and networking”. A presentation by Dragon’s Den panelist Gavin Duffy in Chartered Accountants House next Monday at 6.30pm.

Any interest?[/QUOTE]

I’d say you should post it in the Chartered Accountants thread mate. No point making the likes of @Scrunchie jealous

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[QUOTE=“Bandage, post: 1140941, member: 9”]Leinster Society of Chartered Accountants present “Working the room: Effective business contacts and networking”. A presentation by Dragon’s Den panelist Gavin Duffy in Chartered Accountants House next Monday at 6.30pm.

Any interest?[/QUOTE]

Wrong thread pal.

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Embarrassing mistake on my part. Sincere apologies to anybody I’ve offended.

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That is ACCA. Another league entirely.

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The Conference