[quote=“briantinnion, post: 853177, member: 6”]TFK Table (please add your name to the list):
@briantinnion[/quote]
What a fucking start so far
Will Sean St. Ledger be making a special guest appearance on the night?
Will the tables be laid out in ledger form, with each side of the room balanced evenly?
Will Appendage be able to account for his absence?
Will each attendee have to enter the room, leave and then re-enter, so as to make the appropriate double entry?
Are accounting jokes always this shit?
No, just when you tell them mate.
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[quote=“Sidney, post: 853223, member: 183”]
Are accounting jokes always this shit?[/quote]
No, some are Deloitteful
Why are you always so ernst to use a lame pun?
give it SOX !..
None of the above quips provide a true and fair view of your typical accountant’s sense of humour.
I quite like mine but the joke is probably lost on many pal…
I’ll use a line that I used on @ClarkeyCat 's Facebook following his lame attempt at a joke.
If your mother could have foreseen that you would type a line like the above at the age of 31, would she have thought the pain of childbirth was worth it?
No offence but you’re in unchartered territory compared to some of us. That said, there’s no accounting for taste.
Why should you never go to dinner at an accountant’s house?
Because they can only cook the books, not the food.
[quote=“Sidney, post: 853272, member: 183”]Why should you never go to dinner at an accountant’s house?
Because they can only cook the books, not the food.[/quote]
Wa
HEY
[quote=“farmerinthecity, post: 853268, member: 24”]I’ll use a line that I used on @ClarkeyCat 's Facebook following his lame attempt at a joke.
If your mother could have foreseen that you would type a line like the above at the age of 31, would she have thought the pain of childbirth was worth it?[/quote]
That’s an awful line by you.
Touche.