FAO Chartered Accountants

It’s the most wonderful time of the year

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There won’t be a cheap bottle of Chilean wine left in the country.

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They let women go !

You on table 38?

There is a very worried looking chap on table 38. He looks like he’s just realized that he failed to apply an accounting standard correctly when finalizing the accounts of a family business.

I’d say he’s asking himself how his life took this type of a turn and can he salvage anything from it.

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A shower of pretentious arseholes normally attend this gig I had the misfortune of attending one year and never again.

What does an accountant use for contraception?

His personality.

Waa-hey. I’m here all week folks.

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Are you one of us pal?

ACCA pal

Sigh

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Not a real one I know I know🤦‍♂️

How did you get in?

He was working as a waiter.

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To quote a colleague of mine “we could get a bookkeeper or an acca to do it”

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Could be worse car park attendant

Christ. A room full of overweight bean counters. Did a rubby lad give the speech?

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The silence is deafening.

I wouldn’t know, I wasn’t there. Have you a stripper at the work do?

Almost.

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