Fastwa you're forgiven - Rajiv sells Corkie a pup

Rajiv is working three jobs sure.
He is writing code for @KinvarasPassion as well. He tells him the same lines. We will deliver by the end of the day. Oh dear much delay.

He doesn’t even have a computer.

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How does the script of that reel go?
When you have a bad day, go home. Don’t go on trying to make a bad day good. It’s fucked, give up, go home.

:wave::wave:

Well obviously UPS won’t be bothering ye all up in okie from Muskogee land
Jammy feckers
e200 ? Fuck must move to Larry land if that’s what decorating pays per day up yonder
And I get your point ref the drivers
Well calmed down now
Resigned to the fact that todays gone down tbe Swannie

Well obviously he didn’t mug me off ref traffic or Dunkettle ffs
Just annoyed the balls off me
Fuckin scammer land is no place for a call centre
Just Goes to show the respect eir ,ups etc etc have for their irish clientle employing cunts that have barely basic level English ,
That coupled with our varying dialects is a recipe for ineptitude.

We have more of the ancient meitheál approach here - this time of year they generally leave a hape of stuff with the pub and you can ring them or he’ll ring you. When you get the little message that your package has been delivered it’s in safe hands. I can’t understand what all the fuss is about.

On the €200 a day - any man wetting a brush at 6am or thereabouts would want it.

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No number being exchanged ref ups
That’s the prob
I was trying to get it delivered to a pick up point tomorrow
But no joy
I can’t hang about again all day
Seriously no one in Cork is getting e200 unless theyre on site as a subbie
Some getting e150 in the paw
But that’s riding ppl
Met a pole last summer who tried it in a fairly rough part of Faranree
Told me he needs to charge e200 each day.
Told him straight he wouldn’t get it.

He did in one house
Lady was let down by another decorator.
But that was it his swan song

It’s not

Gitbmr in 1
Grumpy painter cunt :+1::wave::wave:

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PS
6 o C -is the new 10 o C tea break

I hope you get it sorted. It’ll all work itself out. Don’t panic yourself.

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You do in your hole- revelling in the man’s distress, delivering judgments about how he earns a living.

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:face_with_peeking_eye::face_with_peeking_eye::blush::blush:

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No panic bar a present for my young man

Love this place
Keeps me a little bit sane

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Cork courier stole €866 worth of property from parcels for delivery

Accused gets 10-month suspended term on condition he stays off drugs and out of trouble

Fastways finest

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Debatable, but carry on

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:wave::wave::wave::+1::+1:

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“Today morning” he said.

Is that your morning or my morning Rajiv?

“Mostly only today morning” he replied.

I haven’t heard from the cunt since Monday and The Yanks are starting to bang the table.

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