Take some cocaine, thatāll sort you.
I am on record here for snorting Lemsip.
Tip up to one of the GAA clubs. The young lads will see you right.
I am after downing two paracetamol with a glass of warm TK red lemonade, sweat lashing out of me now. I have no idea if this remedy is any use, but my local publican swears by it
One fatal error thereā¦ Nashās Red Lemonade instead of that TK tripe
There is a shiteing bug ravaging the house since yesterday. The only upside is that all my Xmas excess has been lost in the last 24 hours.
Brandy & Port held things together well during last nights session but things fell asunder quickly again this morning.
Been fucked with a bad chest and red raw throat the past few days. Coughing up some amount of shit this morning.
Have a dose of the sniffles the last few days. Nothing a gram of coke and 15 beers wonāt sort out.
Full on flu here. Iāve lost near half a stone.
Not good flatty. You were doing the dog on it drinkwise leading up to xmas? Its fucks the immune systemā¦
I was reluctantly. I had three work related parties then a club one. I havenāt eaten for two days.
Thatās Dublin city kid.
Vomiting bug. Iām puking goodo here. Worked through lunch until just now as well. As a civil servant, Iām not used to this.
You logging this from a tiled floor pal?
Did you puke in work? - Half the place will have it over the next few days ā That shit harvests in you for a few days and then ----------------------------- BOOM!
Im shocked that as a civil servant they just didnt go home as the first sign of sickness.
This new trend of yours of using lots of adjacent dashes is bothering me. Stop it.
Had a few pukes in work alright. Harvests in you eh?
Iāve the vomiting bug coming on, Iām due to fly out to Birmingham early Thursday morning.
See if you can bring the flight forward, it will be the closest you ever get to carrying out a terrorist attack on the mainland.