Feeling a bit sick

Things
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Only way is up mate

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1166

Could stagger out the day a bit better alright.

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Ah no I’m not really

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That’s good Mike.
And fair play for milking the last of the ‘easy’ likes!

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Great news. You might be fit enough to slot in at full back on Sunday

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Woke up this morning and the index finger on my right hand is throbbing at the main joint. Very painful to try bend. Can’t remember banging it last night. I can’t even pick up a cup of tea.

Is it arthritis? Any solution?

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Have you tried shoving it up your hole?

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That was a tap in tbf.

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No, it’s too sore sure. I can’t even bend it.

On closer inspection the source of the problem is a very tender spot at the base of the finger. When I try bend it the pain travels down into the knuckle.

There’s no swelling or bruising of note. I can’t remember hitting it off anything. I’ll just have to rest it I suppose.

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Several years ago a crowd of us were sipping pints in the back room of mcreynold’s in dungiven. A member of the o’cahan clan revealed that he had recently awoke only to find a woman riding his foot. Some of us questioned the likelihood of such an event happening in precisely the straightforward manner he described. However he was fairly adamant that he “was just lying there minding (his) own business and not looking any bother”

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Yes. No

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I already spoke to the wife about it. She claims all innocence.

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I blame Hegarty.

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Heartburn :face_with_thermometer:

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I hear you.

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I’ll have it tomorrow

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Brandy and port. Sorted me out earlier.

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It only delays the inevitable, and adds interest. A loan shark.

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Toothpaste believe it or not. Works every time. Swallow a good dollop of it. You’ll be right for the day