Fodder Crisis

I keep bringing it up at the local IFA meetings, we need to remove the word fodder from lexicon. Weā€™ll never get townie backing with such a ridiculous word.

Can you come up with a more acceptable phrase/ word?

Moo moo food

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Anybody still drinking dairy needs their head examined.

I proposed Ruminant Feed Formulation or RFF for short. We have an impending RFF crisis on our hands lads.

I always presumed fodder was just a word used to describe Limerick hurlers before this year. Or their male parent.

Cows Out Of Normal Tucker.

Coont.

We have a coont crisis.

Artisanal Craft Haylage.

Gold lads, fucking gold

Itā€™s too wet. We need a hand out.

Itā€™s too dry. We need a hand out.

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I was in Italy last week where they donā€™t see proper rain for months on end yet we passed plenty of barns full of round bales.

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Plenty of sheds full of round bales in Ireland too pal.

Iā€™m in Italy now and it rained yesterday

Weā€™ve all been in Italy pal. No one likes a boaster.

I was merely pointing out the uselessness of the Irish farmers, and everyone likes a pop at the farmers.

Iā€™ve been to Italy several times.

Did they think you were a round bale and try to shove you in barn?

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Iā€™m going to Italy next week.

Mate, Iā€™ve already told you, thereā€™s plenty of round bales in sheds in Ireland too, just look up every now and then.

^^^

Nobody like this post.

Itā€™s a crowbarred attempt at ridiculing me.

Thatā€™s a warning to all.

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