Fodder Crisis

Hereā€™s an idea KP volunteer to cut the local GAA pitches and bag the grass

Our cattle could get depressed if they ate grass from Limerick Gaa pitches.

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Selling bales up here lads.

Owners of show jumping horses have been buying consistently and will pay more for this years stuff, donā€™t want the older.

Real farmers will now take anything thatā€™s going. Must be serious lads.

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Has @Sidney not been in here to make a man city joke yet???

Fucking bogger cuntsā€¦

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Would cattle eat thin plastic? We could kill two birds here

Itā€™s a serious issue.

I hope youā€™re logging it all for your tax returns?

Have the piebalds chewed the straps off the sulky yet?

Not for vegetariansā€¦

Cattle are vegetarians, pal.

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Well feed them some tofu so.

Do you like Tofu flavored Milk ( meat )?

Itā€™s a big issue for a lot of farmers where it wouldnā€™t have been 10 years ago. Loads of lads increased dairy herds at the expense of fodder. Coming back to bite them now. If the price of milk wasnā€™t strong for the last while there would be delirium.

Give them cake.

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:thinking: There are a few rows of silage bales that must be five years old over at the auld fellas that are slowly evolving into a rather interesting and unique landform. A few quid may be made from them yet. :pint:

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No. We use coconut milk for the porridge and almond milk for the tea. I occasionally let the little lady have some real dairy milk with some rice Krispies but the last thing we want is someone going full tank rural on us.

What exactly is fodder? Is it gay or grass or something? Can livestock not eat nuts and stuff instead?

Edit: double post.

Itā€™ll be a coral reef in a few years.

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