Football Chants

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I decided to start this thread off again, give it a fresh start.

Here’s one I picked up the other night:

[SIZE=2][SIZE=2]His armband proved he was a red Torres, Torres[/SIZE]
[SIZE=2]You’ll never walk alone it said, Torres, Torres[/SIZE]
[SIZE=2]We bought the lad from sunny Spain[/SIZE]
[SIZE=2]He gets the ball, he scores again,[/SIZE]
[SIZE=2]Fernando Torres, Liverpool’s number 9[/SIZE]
[SIZE=2]Na na na na na na na, na na, na na[/SIZE]
[SIZE=2]Na na na na na na na, na na, na na[/SIZE]
[SIZE=2]na na na na na na na, na na na na, na na na na[/SIZE]
[SIZE=2]Fernando Torres, Liverpool’s number 9.[/SIZE]
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Ten men went to lift,
Went to lift Frank Lampard,
Ten men and their dumper truck went to lift Frank Lampard

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If you tolerate (Graham) Rix then your children will be next…

4

On the banks of the antarctica
where the hoops have never been
there’s a great big fuckin polar bear
shagged to death by a football team
we’re the perverts of society,
we’re the worst you’ve ever seen
we’re a shower of loudmouth bastards,
we’re bohemians football team

we have a very bad reputation,
for molesting little boys
raping old age pensioners,
and stealing childrens toys,
we’re the perverts of society,
we’re the worst you’ve ever seen
we’re a shower of loudmouth bastards,
we’re bohemians football team

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Fook off Whiteside,Fook off Whiteside.

Always a favourite of mine at Maine Road.

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[FONT=Century Gothic][SIZE=2] Nemanja ohhh, Nemanja ohhh,
He comes from Serbia…
He’ll fuckin’ Murder Ya!

[/SIZE][/FONT][FONT=Century Gothic][SIZE=2] Anderson, son, son
He’s better than Kleberson.
Anderson, son, son
Our midfield magician.
To the left, to the right,
To the samba beat tonight,
He is class with the brass
And he shits on Fabregas!

[/SIZE][/FONT][FONT=Century Gothic][SIZE=2] Viva Ronaldo
Viva Ronaldo
Running down the wing
Hear United sing
Viva Ronaldo
[/SIZE][/FONT][FONT=Century Gothic][SIZE=2]
He plays on the left,
He plays on the right.
That Boy Ronaldo,
Makes England look shite![/SIZE][/FONT]
[FONT=Century Gothic][SIZE=2]
Hope this can be changed soon :wink:

[/SIZE][/FONT][FONT=Century Gothic][SIZE=2] He’s won it nine times,
He’s won it nine times,
That boy Giggsy,
He’s won it nine times.[/SIZE][/FONT]

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‘Let’s pretend we’ve scored a goal.’

Derby supporters jumping around and singing during the second half on Saturday.

8

To the tune of the Kaiser chiefs “I predict a riot” -

Sven should pick Darius, Sven should pick Darius

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I hope you die in your sleep Nacho Novo
I hope you die in yout sleep I pray
I hope you die in your sleep Nacho Novo
Or get murdered by the IRA.

Quality chant

10

As sweet a rendition as ever before tonight of:

Can you hear the Rangers sing?
No, No.
Can you hear the Rangers sing?
No, No.
Can you hear the Rangers sing?
I can’t hear a fooking thing.
Woah, Woah, Woah.

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[quote=“therock67”]I hope you die in your sleep Nacho Novo
I hope you die in yout sleep I pray
I hope you die in your sleep Nacho Novo
Or get murdered by the IRA.

Quality chant[/quote]

No room for that shite…

12

Why not. It’s a chant, it got a few renditions at the match yesterday - don’t see why it shouldn’t be posted to be honest.

13

Maybe he doesn’t like the rhyming pattern?

14

Oh so it is just the chant you are in favour of?

Not the actual message behind it?

Then we have no problem…

Or do we?

15

I agree with you Farmer. Spot on with your [FONT=Verdana]criticism [/FONT]of it.

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Eduardo woh-oh
He came with silky skills
Now he walks like Heather Mills
Eduardo woh-oh

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I hope loads of people die - political dictators, any serving or past members of the British Crown forces, loads others too, along with Nacho Nove also of course. All together now:

I hope you die in your sleep Nacho Novo
I hope you die in your sleep I pray
I hope you die in your sleep Nacho Novo
Or get murdered by the IRA

18

Why have you dragged yourselves down to the level of the Rangers fans you so loathe?

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I have absolutely nothing whatsoever in common with them and thankfully never will have either.

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Agreed - no room for bigots in football. And to think farmer, you were once called a bigot on here. (I think)