Fulvio's Relationship Corner

Are you expecting an Asexual to give you advice on women? Heā€™s had three attempts at holding hands over the years and each time he came running to TFK for advice on what to do - Maybe he read a book or something in the meantime, but iā€™m not sure heā€™s your man here.

There used to be an ex nun living in limavady, she gave free piano lessons to any kid who was willing to work hard and have manners. Over the years she sent a few pupils to Julliard and a dozen or so to the Franz Lizst academy in Budapest. She did all this despite losing her right hand when she was a kid. @Fulvio_From_Aughnacloy could be that nun, metaphorically speaking of course.

If tfk is about anything itā€™s about personal growth. Iā€™m prepared to keep an open mind.

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Iā€™ve torched every relationship Iā€™ve had.

Iā€™d certainly know much more about them than an infant like you would.

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Yes, youā€™d know more about your relationships than I would.

I was thinking that Fulvio seemed oddly serene in recent months and I was wondering if maybe he had a girlfriend. Iā€™m sorry to hear that it didnā€™t work out Fulvio. How did you destroy it?

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Come out @Tank you bicycle seat sniffer.

I am present

That last one ran away and ghosted him.

He was on here crying for a week

No I wasnā€™t.

Iā€™m happy alone.

Iā€™d like to find love but if I am a lot pickier than some of the guys here. Most of them go all in on the first woman that will drop their knickers for them, I on the other hand have standards and aspirations that need to be met first.

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Fulvio is miserable for unrequited love. You are miserable because of marriage and children. You have nothing in common. It would do you both good to trade places for a week.

Thatā€™s correct.

I need to be in love with the woman, the lady dropping her knickers is not enough for me.

I wouldnt swap my two princesses for all the rigatoni in Italy.

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Werenā€™t you acting like a stroppy little child because you were stuck with them during lockdown?

Youā€™re not very convincing.

Another sign youā€™ve never been in a serious relationship.

Youā€™re lashing out. Is this a cry for help?

Itā€™s actually a sign that you are putting forward a pretense of happiness. Why are you so angry all the time? Did you ever stop and think about that?

Whoā€™s angry? - You dont like it up you and are lashing out.

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Iā€™m lashing out? Youā€™re the weirdo who stalks me around the forum and has an anxiety attack at any sort of mild post about Mayo or the West of Ireland.

Youā€™re the bigger fool etc