Fulvio's Relationship Corner

[Thomas_Brady]

I like to throw him a bone every now and then - he needs it.

[Fulvio_From_Aughnacloy]

@Thomas_Brady

Who’s angry? - You dont like it up you and are lashing out.

You.

You’re projecting and dealing in pretenses because you are very unhappy. You’re fooling nobody as everyone can see through your infantile behaviour.

[Thomas_Brady]

Everyone is on it are they?

I’m sure a few of your underpants sniffers like @Tank or @Little_Lord_Fauntleroy will be along to validate you soon…

A beaten docket when a man appeals to the forum to help him out.

You started a thread for a bit of attention and you’ve got slapped around like the little bitch you are. You know nothing about relationships because women run a mile from you - that’s the cold hard truth of it. It could be your smell, but i’d guess it’s larger than that.

[Fulvio_From_Aughnacloy]

Deep breaths, princess.

[Thomas_Brady]

Is that what you said to the last one?

[Tank]

You’re a very unhappy person. You’re actually less happy now Liverpool have won the league than before.

[Thomas_Brady]

Did you type all that with @Fulvio_From_Aughnacloy’s underpants over your head?

[Fulvio_From_Aughnacloy]

This is some meltdown.

You can imagine him typing away furiously at the laptop and then glancing over at his wife, giving a face like this…

[myboyblue]

@Fulvio_From_Aughnacloy

@Breaking_my_balls

Like asking a priest how to spice things up with the missus

Get some incense for the the bedroom.

*No, Munster people, it’s not what you think it is.

Very witty response

[FatChops]

@Fulvio_From_Aughnacloy

@FatChops

You’re lashing out. Is this a cry for help?

I’m lashing out? You’re the weirdo who stalks me around the forum and has an anxiety attack at any sort of mild post about Mayo or the West of Ireland.

The Mayo lads have you rattled you dope!

[Fulvio_From_Aughnacloy]

I think you’ve got yourself rattled, mate. Look at you stalking me around here like the irrelevance you are.

[FatChops]

You’d love a stalker I’d say. The drama of it all.

I’m Italian

[TheBird]

His opinion of us is probably coloured by his experiences of throwing out bags of greasy chips and quarter pounders to pissed up Paddies every weekend of his youth.
The auld Italian chip shops are hoors for using their own kids as child labour.
If I went through that I think I’d be prejudiced against the Paddies too.

[TheUlteriorMotive]

The Missus has made him go vegan. He’s strung out on soya.

[Thomas_Brady]

You’re absolutely seething at your own weakness

[TheUlteriorMotive]

The hot flushes from the tofu have you driven demented.

[Thomas_Brady]

It seems I have you driven demented

[glenshane]

My inspirational and heartwarming account of the one armed piano teacher hasn’t had the positive impact I’d hoped for.

[Juhniallio]

I really liked it actually. I know a pianist who studied in Julliard so it resonated with me. I’ll go back and give it a like at some stage.

[glenshane]

That’s lovely @Juhniallio. I hadn’t thought of her in years, but writing that little post brought her to mind and made me appreciate, possibly for the first time, just how remarkable she really was.