Fulvio's Relationship Corner

[EstebanSexface]

The Snapper - "Suppose a ride's out of the question?" | RTÉ Player

[Tank]

Aren’t you fucking great

[Tank]

To be honest, it was so obvious that you were going to pile in on me that I was thinking about my riposte about 10 minutes before you even posted.

[Tierneevin1979]

You can’t place too high a value on sexual attraction, it’s the ingredient that sustains most relationships (except for asexual relationships obviously).

As aside is it a Monaghan thing to be shit at romance?

[Tank]

@Tierneevin1979

As aside is it a Monaghan thing to be shit at romance?

I think so yes. I’d guess that less than 50% of the lads in my old class in the Sem are married now, although that class did include an incredible amount of gays.

[TheBird]

@Tank

did include an incredible amount of gays.

But sure them cunts can marry now too.

[Juhniallio]

@Tank

My big fear is that I’ll place to high a value on sexual attraction and end up an miserable old man like @Thomas_Brady attacking randomness on TFK because I married some professional eyebrow technician with all the intelligent conversation of a pack of crayons.

Not being a dad of any kid you are involved with I’ll forgive you the ignorance here but you should take a trip to smyths. You have no idea how fucking smart some of the colouring shit is these days. You can get two sided double colour crayons that twist up and down.

[Thomas_Brady]

Shur you made the whole thing up for me and a few others to pile in and give you a bit of attention - i was only playing my part… not one bit of the scenario you posted is believable ffs.

[caulifloweredneanderthal]

I regularly fire out that line. Even at a 50% success rate, you’d be doing grand

[flattythehurdler]

@Tank

I’d guess that less than 50% of the lads in my old class in the Sem are married now, although that class did include an incredible amount of gays.

And are you still in the clergy?

[Tank]

I just finally got around to ending this this evening. Holy fuck, I can’t believe I decided to end it 3 weeks ago and only got around to it tonight. However, I only met her once in that period because she went on holidays for 2 weeks with her parents. The she came back at the start of the week but i couldn’t get in touch with her. Basically, her Daddy is a guard so I didnt want her stuck in a house in the passing rain in Kerry for 2 weeks, crying and slagging the shit out of me to an angry guard.

She took it in very good humour and said she sort of knew that things were going that way. I think I probably did the right thing in reducing contact gradually for weeks so she knew what was coming.

[Fulvio_From_Aughnacloy]

I’m glad to hear it all ended well @Tank.

[TheUlteriorMotive]

The rocket launch theory of relationships.

You need lots of energy and (sexual) chemistry at start of a relationship to launch it off the launch pad so to speak. It needs enough momentum to get to space.

Once it gets into orbit then it takes a lot less effort to keep it there.

[iron_mike]

I think the dog is in heat.

[TheUlteriorMotive]

Any other movies or did she just make the wan?

Heat Shootout Scene [High Quality]

[iron_mike]

Fuck it, I must watch that the weekend

[TheUlteriorMotive]

That scene on your surround sound pal.

Incredeeeble

[iron_mike]

Yup

[TheUlteriorMotive]

I hope you can now move on with your life @Fulvio_From_Aughnacloy

https://m.independent.ie/irish-news/courts/woman-who-harassed-man-and-threatened-to-send-compromising-photos-of-him-receives-fully-suspended-sentence-39625373.html

[Fulvio_From_Aughnacloy]

I’m not on Facebook, all my relationships have ended a lot more tragically than that.