Shame on you mocking his weight
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Iām not fat, Iām very trim actually for a 52 year old.
Itās not very clear and Iām not sure I want to know the details. All I know is he was in a boat travelling very fast on the Murray river and somehow was thrown out and there may have been a propeller involved. It happened two weeks ago and thereās been a coronerās inquest.
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Did ye ever hear if a lad being in a coffin with a pipe in his mouth?
My aunt was cremated two weeks ago today with a box of fags in her pocket, and they after killing her 
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Sorry for laughing at that.
Iām debated whether or not to put a laughing emoji on the post, FFS like
You have to laugh.
Her husband, a great man, never smoked in his life, he was stone mad about her, and she him but she couldnāt quit the fuckers, he said to me that she loved the fags, and he was right
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Iām heading down the river in the same boat myself.
You muat absolutely hate them
Itās the cost as well to be honest.
Would it be fair to say that you only really enjoy the very odd oneā¦tge reat are just habit eyc?
You having a stroke pal?
Wellā¦it is date night
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Shit what the fuck about it
At a funeral today of a lady who was taken early with cancer. She worked most of her life as a clown. At the cremation we were handed red noses and bottles of bubbles and Always Look on the Bright Side of Life played as the coffin disappeared down behind the curtain.
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I was at a funeral today in Navan. It was my 1st experience of a hearse that wasnāt the standard funereal black - a smoky silver jobā¦.
The ceremony was exactly as Iād wish for myself - the Priest gave a lovely speedy wee homily, lauded the deceasedās good points with the odd sly yet witty dig (we canāt all be perfect) and that was essentially that.
None of that oulā shite of an offspring getting up and ravelling on about the great days and memories Pops had created (Junior is merely concerned with the contents of the wil) and off we sailed. Bingoā¦.
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Mar focail scoir - could someone kick the Fagan post over the thresholdā¦.
I donāt think they allow eulogies in Meath.
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Youāre indeed correct Sir. I heard something relative to the issue about a fortnight ago courtesy of Joe Duffy who seems to garner some negative comment on this forum. F
No eulogies and no footballers.
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