No Iād certainly hope he doesnāt watch an adult film. His innocence will be destroyed
entrenched masculinity
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Anti perspirants that offer 48 hour protection. Surely everyone washes and sprays every 24 hours in this day and age.
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Must tell Gemma that the light sentence may be down to character reference from Donal og whoās still employed by #RTEbias
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Jesus wept
Fuck. Iāve cycled across those plenty of times. Itās right beside two main roads.
Itās as well he was on foot
Social media is causing all these attacks. Young lads looking at porn 24/7 on their phones jacking themselves off.
hayters gotta hate
I had a traumatic lift experience returning to the office after lunch.
Iāve since checked and the lift is a 13 person / 1,000kg type affair.
But at a glance youād think that 9 would fit into it relatively comfortably in a 3x3 formation as per my grid lines above.
Anyway I pressed the button to call the lift in an empty foyer. It arrived, I got in, selected my floor and stood in the back right position (as you face outwards) donated by the āBā in the image. B is for Bandage or Brian.
I was about to hit the close door button when a chap breathlessly arrived into the lift after me.
Thereās no debate here. If you enter a lift and sombodyās already in the back right position then you take any of the spots on the left as indicated by āXā in the picture.
However, this weird creep kind of walked deep into lift as if he was going to walk into me, abruptly stopped in my personal space and turned around. He was straddling the middle and back right zones and was practically backing into me as reflected by the āAā in the image.
Iāve never experienced anything like it.
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Are you alright now?
Iām fine now but the likes of @anon26343222 or @gaillimhmick would have smashed this chapās head or back door in.
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Iām actually a little put out myself after reading that ā¦ Like Iāve been violated. Did you exit on the same floor? Did you have to walk around this mutant to get out?
He got out a floor before me.
I was still trying to process what happened when it was time for me to disembark.
He must have some stomach. You strike me as a very intolerant man.
What a fucking oddball. Iāve experienced a similar phenomenon at ATMs a number of times when people come up and stand about a foot behind as they queue. I always turn round to them and say āshur hop up on my shoulders altogether thereā to shame the cunts into taking a step or two back. Not sure what youād say when they stand in front of you in your scenario there. Maybe āget the fuck out of my face you fucking freakā or something like that?
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