Further Things That Are Wrong (Part 1)

Posts since @anon7035031 landed have been an enjoyable read. A microcosm of TFK. Great yarns and plenty of abuse.

Years ago you couldn’t get a black biro for love nor money, now blue ones are like hens teeth.

What’s going on?

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The Irish arse licking cunts from America whose great granda lived in some hovel in the back of beyond.

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Have you come off your meds?

Day two. Though it couldn’t get worse but it did naturally. One of the reasons to be here is a wedding of a much loved family member. Went to the bank to get a wad of large notes to stuff into an envelope and didn’t trust the ATM to dispense large bills so stood in line for 15 mins at the cashier inside the bank. “Sorry sir but I have no large bills right now, can you come back in 15 minutes”.

Fucksake lads you’d do better in Zimbabwe. A bank with no money.

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Amateur hour.

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I had forgotten how difficult it is to get even the simplest thing accomplished here.

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Sure the highest note you can get in dollars is 100. Fucking monopoly money

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For future reference ATMs as a rule only discharge large notes.

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Delighted to see this idiot get mugged off again.

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Ireland of the welcomes eh!

You’re here two days and have done nothing but gripe. What do you expect?

I’d say you couldn’t possibly come across as a bigger wanker even if you tried.

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Oh I could try much harder (and become you).

I’ve been incredibly patient.

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Fair play to the bank clerk, he knew what type of bollocks was demanding money. Bank clerk 2- labane family 0

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Are you about to buy the widow’s field out from under @KinvarasPassion’s nose? Typical

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She was incredibly polite. Didn’t even smirk when she said come back in 15 minutes and the line of people (from the top of the queue) was at least 30 minutes.

And good work @dancarter

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There’s a feast of widows fields under consideration at the Nogra AGM. The market seems to be booming.