Further Things That Are Wrong (Part 1)

[Tassotti]

That drives me off the head

[Fagan_ODowd]

I have another interesting car hire story. I landed in Rome Ryanair Airport and made my way to the car hire cabin. It was very hot in there. I made my way to the top of the queue. Thankfully the attendant spoke English but he had a ferocious lisp. He told me he had a lovely car for me. I asked him what make. He said a Thayat. I said you what now. He said a Thayat. I tried again. A Thayat. And once more. A Thayat. Eventually a fellow at the back of the queue roared Its a Seat for fucks sake.

[Tassotti]

That’s a great auld yarn

[binkybarnes]

If you have a lisp,
And you can’t say cwisp
Say Tayto.

[anon7035031]

Enterprise. They seem quite popular given the size of the queue and the number of buses dropping people off.

[Julio_Geordio]

@anon7035031

Enterprise. They seem quite popular given the size of the queue and the number of buses dropping people off.

Unsurprisingly they are US owned and run. A shambles of a country

[flattythehurdler]

Because they’re cheap. Schoolboy error not checking there’s airport pick up and drop off. You’d be longer than on the plane.
Enjoy the trip mate. Travel safe.

[StoneCold]

Oooft

[gilgamboa]

@Julio_Geordio

Unsurprisingly they are US owned and run. A shambles of a country

Oooooooooooooft

[anon78624367]

This is a proper, multi pronged, good old fashioned, lambasting.

A proper one

[Sidney]

@Fagan_ODowd

I once had to pick up a car rental in LAX and i queued for a long time to get it. I didn’t think to post about it on tfk until now because it might have been a very boring post. I also forgot to tar an entire country as a result of this delay, which in my innocence I ascribed entirely to the rental company, Alamo.

I was having a smoke outside the front door of Girona Airport at around 7:40pm on Monday June 3rd this year, waiting to board the 8:50pm Ryanair flight to Cork. As I had my smoke, a car careered at high speed down the empty road in front of the terminal building and stopped opposite me. Inside were two men from Cork with Liverpool colours and who I’d later find out had driven from Madrid, who were furiously arguing with each other. The guy in the passenger seat roared across at me to inquire did I know where to leave a rented car back. I shouted across that I didn’t. The car screeched off again. At around 7:50pm I went back out for another smoke and the guy who had been in the passenger seat (who was now alone) walked towards me and lit up a cigarette. I said to him “you obviously found the place”.

“We did, about 30 seconds later, it was right in front of us”, said he.

That’s it. That’s the anecdote.

[Fagan_ODowd]

@myboyblue

It begins again.

Is Girona the airport that has the smoking area after you go through security?

[Massey]

I suppose if you weren’t uch a massive cunt one of your Galway kin would have collected you.

[Big_Dan_Campbell]

Kiss my asphalt

[glenshane]

@Sidney

I was having a smoke outside the front door of Girona Airport at around 7:40pm on Monday June 3rd this year, waiting to board the 8:50pm Ryanair flight to Cork. As I had my smoke, a car careered at high speed down the empty road in front of the terminal building and stopped opposite me. Inside were two men from Cork with Liverpool colours and who I’d later find out had driven from Madrid, who were furiously arguing with each other. The guy in the passenger seat roared across at me to inquire did I know where to leave a rented car back. I shouted across that they were fascist neo con right wing fascist neo cons. The car screeched off again. At around 7:50pm I went back out for another smoke and the guy who had been in the passenger seat (who was now alone) walked towards me and lit up a cigarette. I said to him “you obviously found the place”.

“We did, about 30 seconds later, it was right in front of us”, said he.

I made it a bit more believable for you sid

[Sidney]

Christ

[TheBird]

Majestic

[Corksfinedtboy]

the war continues

[Tassotti]

Indian woman, 73, gives birth to twin girls

[KinvarasPassion]

Jesus, this drives me demented.