Further Things That Are Wrong (Part 1)

You said no to milk and sugar collectively but you didn’t say no to milk or sugar as individual items. I think the lady got it correct.

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@flattythehurdler is getting 5 star service in Gregg’s and McDonald’s. You need to up your game

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How unassuming was your manner while queuing and ordering said coffee?

I assume you were dog ignorant and tried to skip the queue announcing to all and sundry that you had serious bidness to attend to up in the big smoke.

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I’d say she was wondering where the voice was coming from over the counter top

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You’re talking to an IT guy here…

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IT guys find it difficult to look you in the eye, talk, and scratch their bollox at the same time.

Fair enough. I didn’t even know you could get a train to dungiven

Train? Lucky to be able to drive there

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One-footed professional footballers.

It’s pathetic looking at Robertson, Salah and other big names continually operating on one leg, turning back and scuttling ineffectual 5yd passes.

Maurice Fitzgerald would look on in horror.

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Lefties are a lot worse for this for some reason

Messi is one of the greatest and his right foot is only used for standing on

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Ironically 3 of his most memorable goals were with his right

Vs. Getafe 2007
Vs. Real 2011 CL semi
Vs. Bayern 2015 CL semi

Flukes

He nearly has 100 goals scores with his right foot.

Mishit passes

He’s a professional for at least 16 years. I’d have notched up 100 goals with my right in that time in fairness.

Out of how many? 700.

What’s nearly 100?

Gay Byrne until recently?

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