Further Things That Are Wrong (Part 1)

[artfoley]

@myboyblue

I have a guy you could have called.

Next time.

anonymous

[Fagan_ODowd]

@Bandage

I’m wfh home today and went to the shop just before 2pm. Came back with some items and was trying to jimmy a 2 litre bottle of milk into a narrow gap on the fridge shelf when it disturbed a tin of beetroot which fell out of said fridge and smashed all over the floor. There were pieces of glass and beetroot juice strewn all over the kitchen floor (somehow in the farthest corner from the incident), the fridge door, under the fridge, and my leisure tracksuit pants got destroyed too. I don’t know how some of you manage to clean up crime scenes so well - it took me ages to get the place sorted.

A tin of beetroot smashed?

[Bandage]

Maybe I should have said jar rather than tin, but yes it smashed.

[Julio_Geordio]

There’s nothing worse than causing yourself a load of work, by being lazy

[Fagan_ODowd]

@Bandage

Maybe I should have said jar rather than tin, but yes it smashed.

Yes you should have said jar.

[Bandage]

[myboyblue]

Who even has that in their fridge

[Bandage]

Not me anymore.

[myboyblue]

Just be grateful you didn’t try and juggle it on your foot when it fell.

Or did you…

[Bandage]

I made an initial move to do so.

But I had kicked my runners off in the hall so dragged my foot out of the way and let the jar smash.

In the heat of the moment, Santi Canizares missing a World Cup or Euros when a bottle aftershave landed on his foot must have somehow come into my mind.

[flattythehurdler]

Beetroot, of all things. I so feel your pain.

[Faldo]

[Horsebox]

@Bandage

… and beetroot juice strewn all over the kitchen floor (somehow in the farthest corner from the incident), the fridge door, under the fridge, and my leisure tracksuit pants got destroyed too. I don’t know how some of you manage to clean up crime scenes so well - it took me ages to get the place sorted.

I feel your pain, mate. I dropped two (2) pint glasses of Guinness in my gaff in 1 night there before Christmas, one on my sitting room floor and the other on the kitchen floor. Needless to say, I was quite tired and emotional and spent a good half hour I’d say attempting to clean it up. When I got up the next day, you won’t be surprised to learn that the clean up job was not exactly a stellar effort and there was Guinness and glass absolutely everywhere.

[backinatracksuit]

This is the things that are wrong thread mate,

That’s brilliant

[gilgamboa]

@backinatracksuit

This is the things that are wrong thread mate,

That’s brilliant

Great to see chah and miah looking so well

[Corksfinedtboy]

[Fitzy]

@LionelRitchie

…hological explanation i heard before whereby when something flips in the father’s head and he intends to top himself, he thinks leaving his family behind to fend for themselves would be cruel on them so he’s doing the right thing by taking them with him. Something like that anywayBut, yeah, fucked up.

I’m sure you don’t actually agree with that hypothesis mate, as it’s complete bollocks.
What is happening here is that these men are violent, controlling arseholes who see their partners and children as their possessions and if they can’t have them, no one will. So they kill them.
61 women were killed by their male partners or ex-partners in Australia last year. 61.
9 women and 5 children have been murdered this year. Men need to have a good look at themselves.

[LionelRitchie]

I’ve seen people blow their lid for no rhyme or reason at all. Even around here…

Hard to know what to believe; was just a line of thinking id heard put forward. Suicide was a purely selfish act a decade ago. While still recognising the selfish element, we’ve a bit more understanding to it now.

[anon61878697]

Funeral in Strabane

Winston Ingram (winstonrogers8)

[myboyblue]

You probably need to move this to the traveller thread