Further Things That Are Wrong (Part 1)

Did you ever have a cornflakes sandwich? Bread, butter, cornflakes and strawberry jamā€¦ thank me after

youre worse than hitler!

Youā€™ve been around sidney too long mate

I start crying when something like that happens to me.

That sounds vile.

A bacon butty, a sausage butty, a chip butty and a tayto butty are the only sandwiches worth considering.

Fuck it lad. A ham salad or plain cheese cut in triangles are life savers at the end of a wedding

Thatā€™s deeply unsettling

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Throw an easi single on a crisp sandwich, game changer.

And ketchup

Ah Jaysus

Good fuck

That man should be put on a watchlist

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You forgot almost any roast meat straight out of the oven

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Dear God you canā€™t put that in a sandwich. Straight from the oven fresh off the edge of a leg of lamb. Straight and unadulterated(maybe a little salt) into the salivating chopper plaza.

Iā€™m off to buy a leg of lamb.

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Take away jam and add cheese , brother of mines speciality, disgusting

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Mars bar and apple sandwichesā€¦ Fuck sake

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Outside of Lent Iā€™d manage Pringles/ mint aero bar in a sandwich

Mint sauce a must

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Mint sauce like most tan culinary inventions is an abomination.