Further Things That Are Wrong (Part 2)

I have a high sensitivity to raw onions, which I dislike.
I’ve always had. Cooked ones are alright.

They’d be picking up the cup with the plastic gloves that they’ve just prepared a sandwich with.
And I’d be thinking to myself.

‘Here we go again’… Coffee a-la onion.

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Oh No!

It’s actually a thing.

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I reckon he’s dying.

They’re scallions.

Scallions are a form of onion.

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Take it to the NAP committee.

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They’re picked early because they go better in coffee than mature onions.

This brings me back to that fact I learned at some point in the last two years that airline crews always like to have a pot of strong coffee brewing because it overpowers any stench of shite that may be coming from the loo.

No fancy coffee machine in NaP yet.
It’s only a matter of time I suppose after seeing the Guinness 0.0 tap…

arnold schwarzenegger its not a tumor GIF

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Are you pregnant perhaps?

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He might be going through the change

We’ll have to ask the expert cc @Chancer