Further Things That Are Wrong (Part 2)

If you’d shut up and stop asking questions we’ll all get out faster.

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youre still using zoom? no wonder theres questions

I’m not still on it, I never use it as I’m one of those mugs that goes into his place of work every day, regardless of pandemics etc.

By Christ though, some of the questions. You’d be mortified if there was someone from the private sector looking on

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still though, wouldve thought zoom for your line of work wold be too much of a security risk

theres morons everywhere, including the private sector. sure this thread is riddled with private sector nonsense!

Not sure if this was posted elsewhere

I’d say the cunt who did this was probably off his head on cocaine and I’d say the incident was 100% his fault. Probably a McGregor fanboi. I hope it tortures him for the rest of his days. It probably won’t.

Slightly off topic here, but as a cyclist, or indeed a motorcyclist, it is up to you to not get hit by a door being opened by a vehicle. It amazes me how many cyclists I see not slowing down in areas where if a vehicle door is suddenly opened, their head will be split open. I say that as a (now former) cyclist. It doesn’t matter if you’re in a cycle lane. A good rule of thumb if you’re on a bike is to assume everybody else is an idiot. The same goes for motorcyclists. But there are lots of idiot cyclists and motorcyclists.

During Euro 2016 (it was the night of Germany v Northern Ireland in Paris, the night before Ireland v Italy in Lille), I had about six glasses of wine too many, and about midnight, I went walkies on my own away from the cafe I was drinking at with my brother and two Northern Ireland supporters. I thought in my own mind I was going to walk back to my kip of a budget hotel, which was the Hotel Formule 1 somewhere in the northern inner banlieues near the Boulevard Peripherique. After about 40 minutes of staggering around the streets I realised I was walking in the wrong direction, that I had walked from somewhere near the Eiffel Tower down towards Gare Montparnasse. Anyway, after a looong search for a taxi, I finally made it to near my hotel, and like an eejit thought I’d penny pinch and get dropped off near it rather than at it, then again I walked the wrong way and got lost. An hour later I got another taxi to drop me to the door of the place. I ended up getting back around 3:30am I’d say.

As I opened the door of the taxi (on the correct side, the right hand side), and before I had a chance to even get out, a lunatic on a moped or a scooter or something crashed flush into the door and went flying. I was very apologetic but it was his fault entirely. He could easily have been killed but seemed to get away a few bruises and scratches. The thing is, if I’d been more sharp about getting out of the taxi, he could easily have killed me. Fucking idiot.

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That’s a good rule of thumb if you are a driver, walker, running aswell

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It’s a good rule of thumb for life really

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Every time I pick up the phone, regardless of who’s calling, I do think to myself “what does this fucking eejit want?”

It’s served me well so far

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In marriage?

I’m not married but I assume so

Isnt it @PhattPike on here youre good mates with?

I’d send him an auld PM on here if I wanted to go for a pint, Jesus Christ I’d never ring the cunt.

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A ginger fella doing the haka

2nd puncture in 2 days. @Fagan_ODowd you must be tipping broken glass out the window as you drive.

Bike or Berlingo?

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Bike.

Red tiled houses with solar panels.

Please expand

Are you against solar panels? Or just the combination