Further Things That Are Wrong (Part 1)

[Blake]

@Bandage

When you’re walking in a heavily populated area with people passing each side and little room, and some gimp who’s walking along in front of you just abruptly stops and does nothing. Literally stops stone dead, doesn’t budge for ages and fails to acknowledge they’re causing a hold up. Move out of the way to fuck.

The path under the bridge on Barrow St is a nightmare for this

[Julio_Geordio]

The worst thing is most of those pedestrian crossings don’t even work off a sensor. The buttons are just to keep simpletons busy while they wait

[Juhniallio]

@Julio_Geordio

The worst thing is most of those pedestrian crossings don’t even work off a sensor. The buttons are just to keep simpletons busy while they wait

They told you that to stop you hammering the button you amadàn.

[Julio_Geordio]

@Juhniallio

They told you that to stop you hammering the button you amadàn.

No mate. It’s just a fact. Most lights work on a rotation. The button does nothing.

[count_of_monte_crist]

@Bandage

Several things about my 17-minute commute have been annoying me lately.

1. When you’re strolling at a brisk pace on a path or pedestrian area, minding your own business and some gimp cycles right up behind you and starts ringing the bell as if to say “move out of the way”. Fuck off into the cycle lane or the road.

2. When you’re waiting by the traffic lights at a pedestrian crossing along with several others either side of and directly behind the poll, and some gimp barges into the mix and shoves his/her way past people to press the button and then continues to pound it every few seconds. As if none of the 8 or 9 of us already waiting for the “green man” had thought of pushing the button.

3. When you’re walking in a heavily populated area with people passing each side and little room, and some gimp who’s walking along in front of you just abruptly stops and does nothing. Literally stops stone dead, doesn’t budge for ages and fails to acknowledge they’re causing a hold up. Move out of the way to fuck.

4. When a group are walking towards you and they’re all fanned out across the entire path, and some gimp on the edge tries to force you into the cycle lane or road. Paths should allow for 2-way traffic and if you’re in a big group one of you should fall behind to allow people pass going in the other direction. I’m too cranky these days to budge on this so I’m walking along like Richard Ashcroft in the Bitter Sweet Symphony video if anyone tries this.

Thank you for your time.

This is the correct way to behave in this instance. Always and every time.

[maroonandwhite]

You have to admire New Yorkers moxie, just horse people out of the way. Asian canadians and asians who live in canada are notorious for the random unheralded stop for no reason. You don’t get used to it.

[count_of_monte_crist]

[Horsebox]

@Julio_Geordio

The worst thing is most of those pedestrian crossings don’t even work off a sensor. The buttons are just to keep simpletons busy while they wait

@Bandage, I believe the pedestrian lights in front of your apartment only go green if the button is pressed?

[Julio_Geordio]

@Horsebox

@Julio_Geordio

The worst thing is most of those pedestrian crossings don’t even work off a sensor. The buttons are just to keep simpletons busy while they wait

@Bandage, I believe the pedestrian lights in front of your apartment only go green if the button is pressed?

Same with the red lights in the apartments above his

[Horsebox]

Boooooooooooooommmmmmmmmmmmmmm!!!

[Julio_Geordio]

@Horsebox

Boooooooooooooommmmmmmmmmmmmmm!!!

[Little_Lord_Fauntleroy]

@Bandage

gimp cycles right up behind you and starts ringing the bell as if to say “move out of the way”. Fuck off into the cycle lane or the road.

guilty

[TreatyStones]

Continuing the discussion from Things That Are Wrong:

@The_Runt

People who get into a lift, see that floor they are going to has already been pressed, then press the button again. The same goes for pedestrians crossing at traffic lights. There’s 15 people standing there waiting to cross and the next person to join the crowd presses the button. WTF? Do they think nobody else has thought to press the button?

@Bandage

[Fagan_ODowd]

Only fair that you got more likes for this one original paragraph than @Bandage got for his compilation reel of tfk things that are wrong highlights

[Gman]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q7WTlWE3nhk

[Bandage]

Correct.

[flattythehurdler]

@Julio_Geordio

No mate. It’s just a fact. Most lights work on a rotation. The button does nothing.

You’re not pressing it hard enough pal.

[Julio_Geordio]

@flattythehurdler

@Julio_Geordio

No mate. It’s just a fact. Most lights work on a rotation. The button does nothing.

You’re not pressing it hard enough pal.

[flattythehurdler]

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[backinatracksuit]

Have you seen the ones on the top of the SCR if you want to turn right for the Crescent, the only way to get the traffic to stop is to hop out of the car and press the button, I’ve never done it myself but seen it happen a few times