cesc4 has broken up with his girlfriend of 4 weeks (non-related for a change) because he refused to speak to her on the phone in the evenings. Gas. She’s one of these ‘I don’t want to text you, I want to speak with you every day to find out how your day’s been and to share our experiences and feelings’ types. So he clearly had no other option but to nip it in the bud. She said she wouldn’t have sex with him any more if he didn’t make time for her. He said that was fine then but he wasn’t going to speak to her every day. She said they could maybe continue seeing each other to find out if he wanted to make that extra commitment but they wouldn’t be able to have sex again until he showed he was serious about her by ringing her every day. So he told her to fook off.
Fair play. Ideally he should have got sex and no phone calls but it was definitely a good second. She’ll be back.
She’s already been back I think? Is this the bird he semi gave the flick before and she came back crawlin, Bandage? In fairness, cesc4 does have an 8 incher*?
- nose
:rolleyes:
She’ll be back. Fair play to him, called her bluff:guns:
She’ll be back. Fair play to him, called her bluff:guns:[/quote]
Why would he want her back? She sounds like a whiney, needy, blackmailing little bitch
[quote=“ClarkeyCat”]She’s already been back I think? Is this the bird he semi gave the flick before and she came back crawlin, Bandage? In fairness, cesc4 does have an 8 incher*?
- nose[/quote]
Who wouldn’t go back to an eight inch nose. Would she not have called him if it meant that much to her? Or did him wasting his credit constitute some sort of commitment ritual.
Is this the bird that is constantly turning up on nights out?
Hardly a girlfriend is she?
Why would he want her back? She sounds like a whiney, needy, blackmailing little bitch[/quote]
I never said he’d want her back. I’m just saying she tried to use sex in a bit of blackmail and he told her where to go.
Cesc4 obviously knows the score.
Not her, Farmer. It’s his actual new girlfriend - well it was.
She’ll surely be back bandage, treat em mean to keep em keen. I like the cut of cesc’s gib.
Have you ever caressed your first cousin’s boobies?
[quote=“Declan Moffat”]
I never said he’d want her back. I’m just saying she tried to use sex in a bit of blackmail and he told her where to go.[/quote]
Fair enough. my second sentence stands though
Is this the bird who came over on the luas before the last Arsenal game?
Yes. He’s even met her at 7pm when he’s only had 3 pints in him and other equally outrageous stuff.
He watched a DVD with this bint one night didn’t he? What an absolute queer.
Couldnt agree more with you.
Pretty Woman still your favourite film of all time yeah?
Absolutely.
“What and leave all this? Not in a million.” - Kit de Luca
No, but I’d say I was the only one not to. 