[QUOTE=“HBV*, post: 1087580, member: 234”]You’re away with the fairies kid.
In the last 12 months you have pondered marrying 2 different wenches. One was was a cunt, obviously.
In the last 6 months (tidy up the chronology if I’ve made a shit of it)
You’ve been tapping a Brazilian bird dirty weekend style in a b+b in Birr.
You were getting blowies from randomers in their cars in Greystones.
You have met up with a lasher of a Serbian who is a mentalist.
You’ve had a mental breakdown.
You have overdone the drink and drugs.
The Serbian kicked you to touch but took you back.
You live with your parents.
Any job?
Don’t propose to her ffs . Ask her round to your mothers for roast tomorrow. Ssk her to go on holiday with you. Bring her to meet you kid. Propose that ye should move in together in the summer if neither of you has killed the other.
Marriage is serious business.
Best of luck.[/QUOTE]
Alright, alright. That’s a hell of a thing to read first thing of a Saturday.
[QUOTE=“Thrawneen, post: 1087601, member: 129”]Alright, alright. That’s a hell of a thing to read first thing of a Saturday.
But necessary. Thanks HBV.[/QUOTE]
Unfortunately thrawneen, take away the drugs, the Brazilian, the cs bitch and and thst blowjob… Throw in an unplanned pregnancy, and iv been there.
Marriage is a disaster when you use it as a route rather than a destination.
Saying that I’m 9 years into wedded bliss no 2and half the time I’m certain iv made a fuck of it again.
Its serious shit and you are off your head to be thinking that way. No harm intended genuinely wish you well.
[QUOTE=“HBV*, post: 1087893, member: 234”]Unfortunately thrawneen, take away the drugs, the Brazilian, the cs bitch and and thst blowjob… Throw in an unplanned pregnancy, and iv been there.
Marriage is a disaster when you use it as a route rather than a destination.
Saying that I’m 9 years into wedded bliss no 2and half the time I’m certain iv made a fuck of it again.
Its serious shit and you are off your head to be thinking that way. No harm intended genuinely wish you well.[/QUOTE]
It was some blow job, it really was.
You’re right though. I spent a night of sober introspection and have calmed down today. I suppose I’m what you might call “a lost soul”.
Bando, when you make your first million would you consider hiring me on a liveable wage to continue detailing my existence? I leave out about half of it as it is, just to retain some…I don’t know…dignity wouldn’t be quite the word…
Mate, you can do and be what you want. I fully believe in you… You need to believe in yourself. Find a niche and put your soul into it and you will win… Princess’s old neighbour is raking it in by vlogging on the YouTube. They have their own channel and produce a 15 minute show of pure horseshit every day. They’ve millions of followers…
