Girls

Elvis_Brandenberg_Kr · February 7, 2015, 6:39pm

I must point out, at this juncture, that I have never wanked into a sock in my life and, indeed, fail to see the attraction or benefits of same.

artfoley · February 7, 2015, 6:40pm

Its a darn sight better than most of your transatlantic efforts this week

TheUlteriorMotive · February 7, 2015, 6:47pm

It was telegraphed.

Subtlety is your takeaway

Thrawneen · February 7, 2015, 6:53pm

Thanks Choco, pal. I’ll wait until Bando has a think about it first, though. What would 25k be out of his million+ wage packet? I could run errands for him too…collecting his suits and Celtic jersies from the dry cleaners. That sort of thing.

flattythehurdler · February 7, 2015, 8:19pm

Go Easy on the Whitney.

anon61956325 · February 7, 2015, 8:20pm

Some cunt, her daughter is bolloxed and your banging out the jokes.

flattythehurdler · February 7, 2015, 8:25pm

No I’m serious. Look what happened to her. It’s like that video in the ring.

glasagusban · February 7, 2015, 8:33pm

And at least his girlfriend would get ridden senseless.

glasagusban · February 7, 2015, 8:41pm

At least his girlfriend would get ridden regularly.

glasagusban · February 7, 2015, 8:41pm

At least his girlfriend would get ridden regularly.

Il_Bomber_Destro · February 22, 2015, 11:38am

I joined Tinder this morning. I have 7 matches but I haven’t messaged any of them yet as I am waiting for them to make the first move.

Il_Bomber_Destro · February 22, 2015, 11:44am

One of them just messaged me there saying that she wants to have sex with strangers who are skilled and intimate in bed.

anon61956325 · February 22, 2015, 11:50am

Ah well, onto the next one so.

glasagusban · February 22, 2015, 12:25pm

glasagusban · February 22, 2015, 12:26pm

Throw up a photo there sure.

Thrawneen · February 22, 2015, 12:33pm

Trouble in paradise here. Just spent some significant time getting to know Princess’ flatmate.
And she looks like this:

https://fbcdn-sphotos-d-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xap1/v/t1.0-9/10462593_891193437560990_606001165716818509_n.jpg?oh=d92f05e982d7bf189569d6e7c84e5cc1&oe=555692B7&gda=1431687678_cabf3888f2269df1fa1e296c036bd558

Il_Bomber_Destro · February 22, 2015, 12:37pm

[QUOTE=“Thrawneen, post: 1095826, member: 129”]Trouble in paradise here. Just spent some significant time getting to know Princess’ flatmate.
And she looks like this:

https://fbcdn-sphotos-d-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xap1/v/t1.0-9/10462593_891193437560990_606001165716818509_n.jpg?oh=d92f05e982d7bf189569d6e7c84e5cc1&oe=555692B7&gda=1431687678_cabf3888f2269df1fa1e296c036bd558[/QUOTE]

She’s pretty.

Thrawneen · February 22, 2015, 12:45pm

She’s a fox. The backside on her. 26 today also.

Horsebox · February 22, 2015, 12:47pm

[QUOTE=“Thrawneen, post: 1095826, member: 129”]Trouble in paradise here. Just spent some significant time getting to know Princess’ flatmate.
And she looks like this:

https://fbcdn-sphotos-d-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xap1/v/t1.0-9/10462593_891193437560990_606001165716818509_n.jpg?oh=d92f05e982d7bf189569d6e7c84e5cc1&oe=555692B7&gda=1431687678_cabf3888f2269df1fa1e296c036bd558[/QUOTE]
Jaysus.

Fagan_ODowd · February 22, 2015, 8:56pm

[QUOTE=“Thrawneen, post: 1095826, member: 129”]Trouble in paradise here. Just spent some significant time getting to know Princess’ flatmate.
And she looks like this:

https://fbcdn-sphotos-d-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xap1/v/t1.0-9/10462593_891193437560990_606001165716818509_n.jpg?oh=d92f05e982d7bf189569d6e7c84e5cc1&oe=555692B7&gda=1431687678_cabf3888f2269df1fa1e296c036bd558[/QUOTE]
Was it yourself that gave her the black eye?