[quote=“Bandage”]When are you’re going to 'fess up and tell everyone about your Trainspotting moment over Christmas?
Tinnion: ‘I live in X’.
Girl: ‘Oh! I go to school in X’.
X = South Dublin suburb.[/quote]
Was it like an ad for a well known bank?
[quote=“Bandage”]When are you’re going to 'fess up and tell everyone about your Trainspotting moment over Christmas?
Tinnion: ‘I live in X’.
Girl: ‘Oh! I go to school in X’.
X = South Dublin suburb.[/quote]
We’re both Generation X so it doesn’t matter.
You also make moment sound better than it was.
[quote=“briantinnion”]We’re both Generation X so it doesn’t matter.
You also make moment sound better than it was.[/quote]
I bumped into Arshavin23 yesterday and he told me you pashed her.
[quote=“Sledgehammer”]Girls are stupid. This facebook thing where they all put a colour up and it’s the colour of their bra.
How humourous. Really funny. Dumb bitches.:rolleyes:[/quote]
So thats what all that crap is. Fuckin stupid sluts.
I won’t have the heart to get into arguments elsewhere on the forum as I’m quite tender having finished with my tap in over the weekend.
In much more positive news, a bird left Jugs’ room yesterday afternoon at around 2.45pm having been in there since the night before and I’m delighted to report to forum members and browsing guests that he got absolutely nothing.
Ah lovely. 
How did you end it Bando?
Rode her and then told her I didn’t want to see her any more.
Ah lovely:clap:
She won’t like that
Of course she will. Birds dig honesty
Good man
Ah no, that’s horrible news Bandage. Thinking of you mate.
Thanks mate - appreciate it.
An emotional Bandage poured his heart out to me last night. Said he was in the absolute horrors in work on Monday morning and had been up late on Sunday night fretting (about NFL). I am here for you Bandage, so long as you open the door for me in about 27 minutes, cos as we both know, I don’t have the arms for it.
ClarkeyCat stayed in someone else’s house on both Friday night and Saturday night.
Whose house?
Jumper’s???
Given your commiserations in relation to my forthcoming nuptials, congratulations Bando, great offensive play!
Advice required here, and who better to seek it from than a bunch of weirdos on the internet.
About a month back I scored this bird, slept with her and had a bit of pulling and dragging but nothing more. She was reasonable looking but very annoying so I more or less left it at that apart from a few drunken texts. There have been a few drunken texts now and again on both sides but we both miss each other on nights out.
The thing is that I left my scarf in her gaff that night and this has given her something to hold be over a barrell on. I get texts like ‘when you calling over to collect your scarf’ which given my experience of this bird equates to ‘when are you calling over to take me out’. I generally ignore it or reply saying that I am busy in work or something like that.
Just now I missed a call from her and now she has texted wanting to know if I actually want my scarf back or can she chuck it which is becoming a metaphor for our relationship thus far. I am not sure how to respond - this is someone who I find very annoying yet I don’t want to cut complete ties for ‘other reasons’.
Could you merge this with the ‘Scarf: Yea or Gay?’ thread please, Farmer.
I need advice here SS.