Girls

How nice is the scarf?

great stuff farmer, a scarf is a wonderful metaphor for a relationship.
at best it’s an accessory, at worst a noose around your neck.

the “but we both miss each other on nights out” i find troubling. clashes with the general tone of insouciance in your post.
i fear this may actually be how you subconsciously perceive this relationship.
never good to ignore the subconscious. best to keep riding her and let things develop (stagnate) naturally. you’ll fuck it up eventually.

I should clarify TE - when I say I miss her on nights out, I don’t mean that I actually miss her company but that she is out when I am at home and vice versa.

I can see how it could have caused confusion.

Is this the bird you were with when you fell and cut your face?

Myself and iamthegaffer were speculating on what was going on over lunch yesterday. Spill your guts out Farmer.

On the advice front, I’d just tell her to chuck the scarf and then delete her number. If she’s looking for reasons just tell her you’ve got some personal problems and you just don’t want to be with anyone.

You’re better off alone in this world, I’ve gotten myself into a bit of trouble and met the same bird once or twice too often recently, she’s obviously really into me and is always on for meeting up but I just want to stay in most Friday nights, avoid alcohol and play FIFA 10. I feel obligated to meet her becuase that’s what ‘society’ expects us to do. Painful, it’s gotten so bad between meeting up and working late that I haven’t played FIFA 10 in over two weeks.

I see.
so really you’re wondering if the sex is worth having to listen to her?

Farmer, I would suggest that this isn’t a Morrissey song so avoid thinking too much about metaphors and so on. With those texts, she’s basically giving you the green light to go over and destroy her. You think she’s a bit annoying, which is obviously fair enough, but I’d avoid sending her boring factual stuff like ‘I’m working late and can’t collect it’. If you want to keep the option of jizzing on her face open then keep the scarf banter going but in a way that brings out the gaminess in her. Then ride her. Then ignore her.

I read it as there being no sex, just some pulling and dragging? If so, bin her and the scarf.

I have just texted her and I am quite chuffed with my response.

I have told her to chuck the scarf as I have bought another and would you believe that it is identical! The cold weather meant I couldn’t wait around (another exclamation mark to keep it light). I asked about her general well being as well.

With that I have removed this scarf problem whilst not cutting my ties completely.

you’re right.
she should be hurling for limerick.

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For fucks sake Farmer just be straight up, she sounds like a horny young wan so why don’t you tell her you’re not into relationships and that you’ll see her on occasion. If that works- fine; if not at least you can cultivate a few more randomers for drunken sex

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Outstanding advice

I suspect you were a bit tired and emotional when you composed this.

You scored?
But nothing more than pulling and dragging?
and this is A relationship?

Over a Scarf!

Jesus Christ what kind of moron or virgin are you?

At least tell us the txts were are least of the Kay Cole variety.

Just give him the scarf back will ya

Hold on a second now hard balls. A young man shares his inner most thoughts like that and this is how you respond?

If it was straighforward he wouldn’t have found the need to ask us. You have a hard heart maire.

and would you stop making it worse for him

this lad thinks a hand job is a bona fide score

t’isn’t an U’9’s blitz tournament he’s looking for mentoring in

Scarf or no Scarf my hard heart;
no matter how smart you think you are; an accessory isn’t going to upskill his mickey

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One of these days you will post an entirely coherent post.

Is there a market for this jibberish that Maire writes? I’ve read some John B Keane and it’s nothing like this.