Girls

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I thought you were a student?

Yeah but I’m a phd, more like a work environment than anything else

I piss all over your college, literally, any time I’m walking home when in Galway. Which I will be again tomorrow evening. Yeah.

I’m stuck in a particularly dull environment all this week. And my only outlet is trying to chat up every bird I come into contact with, regardless of the long term damage.

In what way and what is the subject?

Was half-consdering trying to do a PhD but my very first dissertation is going a bit shit.

I was doing one this time last year. I shudder to think what the outcome would have been if there had been a World Cup on. I only barely got by during a Loins’ tour.

I changed my topic four weeks before the deadline and started again from scratch and never even told my supervisor. Clever.

I’ll pm you when I’m in better shape

You sound like a man doing a PhD in the ‘fish tank’, WTB. The chatting up every girl you meet phase will not end for about three months after you leave that place. Does anything happen in the quad these days besides copulation between deviant members of the NUI, Galway teaching staff?

Cunts, I was expecting an update from Jugs.

I can exclusively reveal that Jugs was involved in some unsavoury scenes in Copper’s last night, which involved a series of verbals with an old flame and later a nasty pushing and shoving incident with the same lady and a female friend who came to her aid.

Dead fucking right Jugs, sometimes the only thing women understand is the back of the hand.

Interesting.

Was he trying to steal her money or something?

Nah he just wouldn’t pay what he owed her for her services.

That Jugs is some operator.

Bravo would have top ratings if his escapades were serialised.

Colin Farrell to play the leading man. :smiley:

I believe Jugs arrived in home about 2.47am last night. It took him about 30 seconds to get from the front door to his room (should take 5). He was muttering obscenities to himself and took quite some time to find the light switch in the hall. A few minutes later I heard pukey noises from his room and was momentarily worried that he may have puked in his sleep and been choking on it. Then I thought fook that and rolled over and went back to sleep.

Has Stephen Gateley’s death taught you nothing, Clarkey?

That in the end gays get what’s coming to them?

What’s the fish tank? The marine institute? I’ve never set foot in that place. Haven’t been to the quad since I graduated.

When a girl at a GAA match has a headband tied around her head she looks like a munter but when an Argentinean girl does it she looks like a goddess. I am going to fucking marry one of the girls I met today and I’m going to have passionate affairs with the others. That is all.