Aye, think there were about 6 lads doing marine science at the time rattling around that big building.
As for girls, all the hot girls I know at this stage seem to be either divorced or single mothers. What to do… I don’t like complications in my life but I don’t like munters either. Of course if you hook up with a divorced girl you have to suffer the eternal lake of fire in the after life but you’d be tempted at times.
Some of you will have seen on this weekend’s P!ssed thread that Clarkey has a new girlfriend, anyway I’m moving this to the Girls thread to keep it in the right place.
To give people some further background on the new woman in Clarkey’s life – I have learned the following:
I’ve gone through a few of her albums and I think there is potential in one of her friends.
I had not realised that my good news had spread to the internet. The bad news is that we did broke up about 4am on Saturday morning. The “chat” (after I walked her home)went a little something like this:
Her: Get home safely.
Me: Grunt.
I then text Jugs to tell him I didn’t like girls. He replied to suggest rape.
The one with the BIGGEST acerage of good limerick land SS, you could visit Kilmallock or Ennis twice a year sit back watch them fatten while passing the time training a few dogs…
A comment under a particular Facebook picture of Clarkey’s on/off American girlfriend:
Melody you look stunning, I was so happy to talk to you last night. You are such a beautiful young woman. We are very proud of you. There is nothing you can’t do. We pray for you all the time.
With all our love always,
Phyllis and Joe
There is nothing she can’t do or there is nothing she won’t do?
So Joe is Clarkey’s real name. Who’s Phyllis?
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According to Jugs (I think), it’s not this one anyway
Bandage is engaged in some flirty banter at the moment on Facebook.
Started with a mildy witty/tongue in cheek status update that may seem a bit cheeky or in bad taste to birds, there are now a total of 7 comments on this particular status update, all between Bandage and said bird. Nice to see Bandage is using new media to expand his romancing options.
How is Bandages toilet door banter translating to Facebook Tinnion?
Is she any use?
It’s not flirting. I’m hardly going to be flirting with my first cousin, Tinnion - I’m not from Munster.
An upsetting development.
Is she daycent?
Wasn’t one of your mates doing his cousin before? Possibly Jugs or Cesc4?
Also Farmer was banging his aunt wasn’t he?
That sort of thing didn’t stop Cesc.
He has a way with words that’s for sure, the cycle has been:
Bandage status update - 13 hours ago
Bird comment - 12 hours ago
Bandage comment - 12 hours ago
Bird comment - 12 hours ago
Bandage comment - 12 hours ago
Bird comment - 12 hours ago
Banage comment - 12 hours ago
Bird comment - 2 hours ago
She obviously fell asleep and missed the last update from Bandage and only got a chance to respond this morning. She’s probably been hitting refresh all morning waiting for the next comment from Bandage.
80 pictures that I can access I think, none will load as I’m not in a 3G area and only accessing by phone. From what I can see though I’ve seen him with a lot worse.
Best of luck with it mate.
Don’t let other people’s opinions get in the way of your happiness Bandage.
Thats not much of a barometer if rumour is to be believed.
I can confirm that Bandage’s bird would get it.
I have confirmed previously that we’re a very good looking family.