Dunph, tell your mate to send her a message, add her as a friend, ask her out, meet up then crack her in the jaw and tell her never to walk away from you again when you’re talking to her.
A mate ??
Money and land ??? dunph could you not senf her an aulf how are thing message, I can loan you a few bullocks for few hours if here father is looking at your place
The Runt is formulating a plan on what way to proceed next…
What are you insinuating? I have more bullocks, cows and heifers than any man in West Limerick…
so its you that’s in need of advice than
:wacko:
I sincerely apologise to you dunph, I did not mean to cause offence.
You seem to have your research done and I would imagine you will know what kind of a place is coming with her and should you wish to bulk up your own stock I can if required provide you with butchers heifers and a few two year old bullocks and I’m sure SS will supply a couple of pups to add to your own
As for the tactical issue I believe in a frontal assault, send her an auld message on face book you could do the auld friend having a party craic but you will have to split her off from the heard on the night
And don’t fucking tell her your mother ironed your shirt
Sound advice there, you sound like a man with a wealth of experience in these matters, turfcutter…
Some people don’t seem to understand or know the status the Dunph holds in real life. It may be helpful if they picture The Dunph like he really is, through an artist’s impression made from iron.
http://www.publicart.ie/uploads/tx_paprojects/02_fionn_and_hounds.jpg
Send her a message asking her to accompany you to Shelbourne Park Saturday night, she will no doubt be impressed when she see’s you firing wads of 50’s at Ted Hegarty like it was confetti.
The boyo that’s talking, I’m glad I didn’t go to bed now the last time you rang me to roll your ‘‘lawn’’ after the polo match you didn’t even ask me up to the main house as you said they was pool party on the roof, do you remember when I delivered the hay and I got the Kennels and the Stables mixed up jayus the farm manager was quare mad with me.
The dunph might be a farmer but Shannonsider has an estate
Yeara no Dunph I’d be half innocent like that I was only lucky to come across the woman I did
She might be walking back into town afterwards though. 
Don’t be so modest…
jaysus I must edit the above post about shannonsider, he does have an awful job getting the money out of pocket to pay a lad not becasue he is maen but because there is so much of it in there
Nice
Dunph talking of coming up on Saturday again now. Runts plan must have worked.
I’m on the market for one of these girl things after being dumped (by text) last weekend. Anybody got any suggestions for meeting a nice, young lady? I read on boards.ie that joining a club or taking up a new hobby will get me out and about and meeting new people and members of the opposite sex. It’s important to expose yourself to new people or you’re in danger of wallowing in your own misfortune and getting stuck in a slump.
You ok mate?
By the way this is my favourite thread on this website.
+1
By the way this is my favourite thread on this website.
+1
Not really mate. I keep reading text messages that she sent me and can’t bring myself to delete them yet. I’m also constantly thinking about funny or memorable moments we shared but there’s a really strong melancholy in my heart. And there are so many little reminders of her; every time I spot a fatty walking down the street I think it may be her, for example.