Do you have the exact wording of the breakup Bandage? It might allow us to decide whether there’s any prospect of reconciliation.
Don’t forget we have Astro prizegiving next week - there’s always plenty of lady players in attendance.
Sorry to hear that Bandage.You’re not gonna want to hear this right now, but time is a great healer. Don’t try to move on too quickly, you need to grieve properly for the relationship and there is no time limit on this. Clarkey is still trying to get over Avril for example, and I’ll never get over Erika.
Thinking of you anyway.
I knew from the moment I met her that she was a cunt. Always making you jump through hoops that one. You’re better off, brother.
P.S. You were supposed to be logged off when you posted the above.
Sorry for raking up old graves mate. It was never gonna work out once she changed employers.
I really liked her boobs.
Maybe she’ll give them to you, if you ask nicely.
Thanks Rocko.
I do indeed have the break up text(s) and my only consolation was that she broke up with me because she liked me TOO MUCH. The issue was commitment. I quote:
You don’t want a proper relationship but I think I do so I don’t think we should see each other any more. And that doesn’t mean I think you’re a dickhead, I actually really like you but we don’t want the same things.
I replied with some Home and Away style dialogue there being no need to complicate things by formally ‘going out with each other’ and she came back with:
The fact that going out with me seems to freak you out so much kinda speaks for itself so I think we should just leave it because I don’t like how things are any more.
I’m hurting really bad and I don’t know what to do, Rocko.
This whole thing of labelling an arrangement really grinds my gears. If I’m not mistaken Bandage you were happy enough trundling along with an ‘I’ll see you when I see you’ type arrangement, as would I be, girls just don’t dig that and the feel the need to be in a relationship. I’ve been snared in that kind of situation a few times and you just panic and agree to letting them label the arrangement and before you know it things are all serious and you’re actually kissing with tongues. Sneaky b!itches is what they all are.
Glad to see you’ve had the guts not to commit Bandage, I admire your courage.
briantinnion has a girlfriend.
Bandage, I do recall you saying this happening before but she eventually took a few more bangings.
Is there a chance of this happening again?
I would actually love to see Bandage convering directly with said lady. I’d say it’s was a ‘how was your day sweetheart’ type situation, even though he avoided ever meeting up with her.
Pretty sure that Bandage doesn’t converse with her. I was in the sitting room with the four of them once; Celtic were playing and he didn’t speak to her once, in fact I spoke to her more. I apologised for calling her a cunt the night before, but I didn’t mean it.
Hmmm… it’s hard to know how to save that without lying to the young lady but I know that’s not a road you’d be comfortable taking.
Maybe if you let yourself go a bit she might be happier to let things be more casual. Sounds like you’ve been looking after yourself and treating her too well and she’s got all keen as a result and has ended up fond of you. A couple of abusive texts to her and stop shaving and that sort of thing and she might be more prepared to just leave things a little more undefined.
Calling Dunph…
Get onto your Coppers bird for next weekend and to bring only her hot friends and sisters!!
I had to pull Tinnion up on calling the person he is attending the cinema with tonight ‘the bird’. That was minutes before he posted this.
A fraud.
Good news at least anyway is that I don’t have to think of an excuse not to go drinking with him tonight.
Rocko,
Did you have a word with Bandage’s ex at Omrikon Nuts’ wedding last week?
Any chance of a reconciliation?
He had better treat her right if he gets another chance there.
In fairness Clarkey, anyone could be sitting beside him during a Celtic game and he wouldn’t converse with him/her.
She was sitting on his face aswell as beside him though farmer (the big tubber that she is). He could at least issue the odd muffled comment.
You’re a sick man Jugs.
How fat lads? Dawn French or are we just talking say Jessica Simpson that time she let herself go?