It’s the fake ID bird, if her boyfriend finds out he definitely won’t go to her debs ball with her next year. But does Farmer care? No.
Good choice on the kit Bandage, I got my nephew a full Arsenal kit for his birthday, he’s getting an NY Red Bulls jersey with Henry 14 this time. Not really fair on him but at least it’s not as bad as getting a Wexford jersey.
Money in an envelope is good enough,let the sisters decide what to buy them with it.
I’ll be fucked if i’m wandering round shops looking for Darth Vader Lego kits,as a sibling suggested to me.
Not a chance. 
I’m sorry I had a go at you here, buddy.
Mother ‘stood by’ as husband died
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Tuesday February 08 2011
A mother held her hands over her ears as her policeman husband struggled for his life when her lover gassed him to death in his bed, a court heard today.
As their two children slept in another room, she stood by and did nothing to prevent Pc Trevor Buchanan being poisoned by carbon monoxide fumes at their home in Coleraine, Co Derry, it was alleged.
Hazel Stewart’s then-lover, dentist Colin Howell, killed the officer just after murdering his own wife by the same method because he wanted to begin a new life with the school playgroup assistant.
He then staged-managed the deaths to make them look like a suicide pact, but 18 years later after his affair with Stewart had ended acrimoniously, and he had remarried, the secret which the two had kept to themselves was revealed in a dramatic confession by Howell to his church elders.
Antrim Crown Court heard how the pair concocted a cover-up which fooled investigating police in the hours after Howell gassed his wife, Lesley, the mother of their four children, before driving across town with her body in the boot to kill Pc Buchanan. It was May 1991.
They were later found in a car in the neighbouring seaside town of Castlerock - Pc Buchanan in the driver’s seat and Mrs Howell in the back.
A year later an inquest heard how it was believed they had taken their own lives because they were so depressed and disturbed by the affair.
Before their affair was discovered, Stewart fell pregnant and had an abortion in England. Eventually they split and later remarried, Howell to an American divorcee and Stewart to former police chief superintendent David Stewart.
They shared their secret until Howell finally revealed all in January 2009 and when his ex-lover was detained by police she allegedly said: “What? What? What evidence? What has been said?”
Later she claimed she lied to protect her children and herself because she was frightened, scared and vulnerable. Howell used a garden hose pipe connected to his wife’s car and then held it towards them when they were asleep to kill both with the fumes. At one stage Pc Buchanan woke and tried to defend himself.
Last November Howell of Glebe Road, Castlerock, Co Derry admitted his part in the murders and was sentenced to 21 years.
Today, Stewart appeared before a jury of nine men and three women and with her daughter Lisa and son Andrew sitting just feet away, heard how she allegedly played a part in their father’s death. The court then heard how she went about hiding the truth by making false statements and lying to police called in to investigate.
Crown prosecutor Ciaran Murphy said: “She stood feet away knowing her husband was struggling for his last breaths, being poisoned by Colin Howell. She showed total and utter callous disregard for her husband and endorsed and encouraged exactly what Colin Howell was doing.”
He claimed she was an accomplished liar and added: “She is wholly complicit in the murder of both.”
Press Association
[size=“5”]Hazel Stewart to serve 18 years[/size]
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Hazel Stewart has been told she must serve at least 18 years in prison for the murders of her husband and her former lover’s wife.
Stewart (48) from Ballystrone Road, Coleraine, Co Derry was found guilty earlier this month of plotting with dentist Colin Howell to poison his wife Lesley (31) and her own husband, PC Trevor Buchanan (32) in 1991.
She was sentenced to the mandatory life term. Mr Justice Hart told Coleraine Crown Court sitting in Belfast today that Stewart cannot be considered for parole until she has served the minimum tariff of 18 years.
Howell is currently serving a life sentence with a 21-year minimum tariff following his confession two years ago and guilty plea last year.
The murder victims were found dead in a fume-filled garage in the seaside village of Castlerock, Co Derry in 1991. They had been murdered and their deaths made to look like suicide.
Stewart’s trial last month heard that she was involved in the murder plan, disposed of vital evidence and lied to cover up her role in the murders. She was found guilty by unanimous decision of a jury of nine men and three women on March 2nd.
Setting the minimum term for her imprisonment, the judge said Howell and Stewart were both involved in the murder plot. He said she knew of Howell’s plan to murder their respective spouses so that they could be together and had done nothing to prevent their deaths.
As part of the plan, Stewart was to ensure her husband was to have taken a sedative before Howell arrived at their home to poison him with carbon monoxide fumes. She further had to facilitate Howell by opening the garage door so he could park his car there and by letting him into the house with a view to murder.
Mr Justice Hart further said Stewart knew Howell had already murdered his wife and was there to murder her husband.
Following his killing, she provided Howell with clean clothes so that he could dress the body before taking it away to Castlerock. The murder victims were left in a way which fooled others into thinking they had taken their own lives.
Stewart also admitted to police that she destroyed evidence including the hosepipe used by Howell to gas her husband and that she washed the bed covers in the room where he was murdered.
Finally, she concealed details of the murders and gave false accounts to the police and others.
Stewart was entitled to some reduction in sentence to reflect the fact that Howell masterminded the plot and carried out the killings after persuading her to take part.
However the judge said Howell had admitted his role, confessed and gave evidence against her during her trial. He said her plea of not guilty was relevant as was her repeated attempts to hide from responsibility.
“I consider that she has expressed little real remorse for what she did, rather the sorrow and regret which she expressed to the police was largely because of the situation in which she found herself, and not for the events in which she played her part,” he said.
Victim impact statements from members of the Howell and Buchanan families contained eloquent and moving accounts of their loss, the judge continued. He also mentioned moving pleas for leniency from Stewart’s current husband and her two children Lisa, and Andrew who have supported her throughout the case.
Taking all such factors into account, the judge said she should serve 18 years in jail.
Stewart, who appeared composed throughout, looked downwards throughout the judge’s remarks to the court and did not respond when he issued his concluding remarks.
Her husband and children, sitting behind her in the gallery, also showed little reaction.
Shannonsider,
Could you please use this thread for sordid real life tales of run ins with the opposite sex, and not news stories involving women killers or whatever. I can’t handle the disappointment of seeing this thread bumped and not being in stitches at the story.
Mark Zuckerberg’s bird:
http://static.poponthepop.com/images/gallery/priscilla-chan-is-hot.jpg
She’s not rough or anything but he is one of the richest men on earth…
You’re dead right actually mate, I’m in the completely wrong thread, was there a thread once called ‘girls are odd’ or something where stories on women who acted mental were posted. Must try to find it.
So, anyway, I arrived in last night around 4am and burst into the living room. I was met by the sight of a naked lady lying belly first on the hard, wooden floor with her arse tilted up in the air a bit and a fully clothed Jugs leeering over her from behind and spanking her arse. I made a quick retreat out of the room and left the randy duo to it.
All women, and I mean all women, love a good spanking. Twisted cunts with their father issues
This thread is my favourite URL on the internet.
Jugs - a constant source of entertainment.
What was she like bandage? Was it a toned arse or was it wobbling as he slapped it?
Was he tap tapping or giving it socks? You’d think he’d offer her a pillow for the floor.
Probably why he wasn’t answering his phone.
Thankfully I avoided the disturbing images by arriving at 4.30.
I was hoping bandage would join the fray but he seemed content to watch proceedings through the glass panel in the door. Regretably her arse was more spongy and flabby than firm.
A lucky escape.
Shame we didn’t get an opportunity to get a reaction from you before you went to Wexford today. A statement from you at this time would be helpful. The accuracy of my own recollection may have been affected by alcohol intake but was she wearing glasses? I think she was naked? It did seem to be a flabby arse in the air anyway. Were you sitting on the floor?
Did you clean the floor a bit Jugs or was she eating dirt as you lashed her arse?
She had glasses and was probably only semi naked, as was i. We were on the floor but i’ve no idea why or what act i was attempting to perform. I think we retired to the bedroom shortly after your rude interruption.
Meeting the married French bird in a hotel in west Dublin tonight for a two-hour romp. She booked and paid for the room. If I stop posting here as of tonight you’ll know what happened to me.