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Nothing got to do with Money bro…

When they are old enough I will get them pissed, until then they can get fucked. If you wanna play all happy families and bring kids into the world, go ahead. But dont expect me to fall all over them or give up my time or energy to facilitate your deluded world.

would you not buy them a selection box you tight cunt

Ah, so just a cunt then.

No

Yes

I wonder what Kev makes of giving Christmas presents to nephews and nieces.

If he recommends it, I will happily change my ways.

I think the parents presents should be enough. You don’t want them being too spoiled, IMO.

I’ve heard of women ringing up their sisters asking them what they were getting their kids (n&n) for christmas? The Auntie had no intention of it and felt pressurised to get them something, thats very wrong.

Now that is cuntish behaviour of the highest… These cunts have kids and expect everyone else to automatically fall in line and dote over them.

Like I said when they are old enough to appreciate a few bob or a sneaky pint then thats a different story. Until then let santa do his job and let me enjoy the season of drinking/eating /riding in peace.

There is no right or wrong answer on the presents for nieces and nephews. If you’re close to them, don’t have kids if your own and don’t have too many of them then I think you should be getting them something.

I don’t know CM well enough to decide whether he should be buying presents but Farmer should be getting presents. Instead he’d rather p!ss it up against the wall in the Terry Inn or in the 51.

No, I’d generally use the toilets in both establishments Tinnion.

are you a gerry ryan/ katie french head farmer ?

No - I just prefer to urinate in the toilets as opposed to up against a wall in the pub.

I found a bag of a white powdery substance, of which I assume to be the illegal drug cocaine, on the floor of a jacks last Friday night. I am still undecided as to what I will do with it…

Some seriously lazy tight cunts around here.

I’d expect this shit from Chocolatemice but Farmer and Kev have surprised me

I suppose Tinnion articulated it the best really, it depends on lots of things. The main problem i’d have with it is in the situation i spoke about above.

:clap: You’re dead right CM, I have my own to buy for. The sister rang me up the other day and suggested a present for her young one that she saw in Smyths. I told her that’s great, you probably should have bought it then. Why are you telling me? The kids in question are too young anyway, as you say when they are old enough to remember I will bring them racing or drinking until then they can be seen and not heard.

I used to use the “Ah, sure they have enough” excuse myself until I realised this was my lazy way of getting out of it.

I don’t think the money or spoiling them is the issue here, it’s the hassle of having to think about it and having to go get them something.

Edit: People who expect anybody else but themselves to share the burden of their children’s christmas presents excluded.

Well halle-fucking-lujah :rolleyes:

Some people here clearly have problems with their siblings.

Farmer made some bird commit adultery on Friday. Disgusting behavior wrecking teenage relationships. Paul Terry eat your heart out.

[quote=“briantinnion, post: 357066”]Farmer made some bird commit adultery on Friday. Disgusting behavior wrecking teenage relationships. Paul Terry eat your heart out.
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+1.

Is this the fake ID bird or the bird he nicked from me? Or was the bird he nicked from me actually the child?

My nephew will be getting a full AS Roma kit and some Thomas The Tank Engine trains and apparatus*.

Is use of ‘apparatus’ correct?