Girls

A Russian man who tried to rob a hair salon ended up as the victim when the female shop owner overpowered him, tied him up naked and then used him as a sex slave for three days.
Viktor Jasinski, 32, admitted to police that he had gone to the salon in Meshchovsk, Russia, with the intention of robbing it.
Teaching a lesson: Olga Zajac, 28, allegedly held 32-year-old would-be robber Viktor Jasinski captive for three days in a back room of her hair salon, feeding him Viagra and having sex ‘a couple of times’
But the tables were turned dramatically when he found himself overcome by owner Olga Zajac, 28, who happened to be a black belt in karate.
She allegedly floored the would-be robber with a single kick.
Then, in a scene reminiscent of Quentin Tarantino’s Pulp Fiction, police say Zajac dragged the semi-conscious Jasinski to a back room of the salon and tied him up with a hair dryer cable.
She allegedly stripped him naked and, for the next three days, used him as a sex slave to ‘teach him a lesson’ - force feeding him Viagra to keep the lesson going.
Life imitating art: The plight of Viktor Jasinski has an odd parallel with the infamous basement scene in Pulp Fiction, starring Ving Rhames
The would-be robber was eventually released, with Zajak saying he had learned his lesson.
Jasinski went straight to the police and told them of his back-room ordeal, saying that he had been held hostage, handcuffed naked to a radiator, and fed nothing but Viagra.
Both have now been arrested.
When police arrived to question Zahjac, she said: 'What a bastard. Yes, we had sex a couple of times. But I bought him new jeans, gave him food and even gave him 1,000 roubles when he left."

My brain is very very active after reading that, I can tell you.

Fuck sake CD wrong thread, this is for the weird news stories.

i was delighted to see the thread bumped and looked forward to some intrepid tales of Jugs getting his fist stuck in some young ones arse or the like. but no it was this shit*

*good news story mate.

Is that story not a few years old?

+1 I heard that one ages ago on here even

Yeah, that story is actually on the ‘Weird News Stories’ thread from a while ago so I’ll ask Rocko to give cluaindiuic an infraction.

outstanding moderating.

any tales to be told on the girl front?

It was in the Daily Mail today.

reading the daily mail.

Double Infraction

I was in Coppers with Bandage, Jugs and Farmer on Friday night. Wandered out with Jugs at 4 when the lights came on. Standing outside when a young wan called Kim wandered over. She hads braces and looked about 18. She asks if she can use one of our phones to ring her mate. So being the chivalrous sort that I am, I gave her mine. She had a brief chat to find out where her pal was and then asked us to walk her over to Camden Street. So we did. Halfway down the lane I realized that Jugs was now holding her hand. So I said goodbye and doubled back. Thankfully en route home I found Bandage having a piss on the corner so we got some grub.

When I questioned Jugs on how he got on, he retorted that he thought I’d put up more of a fight. Nah.

Suffice to say, if I’d gone for her I’d have gotten her. I let him have her.

In other news, two girls I know, Farmer and Mrs Farmer, went for a walk last evening.

Hiya Clarkey.

Hiya Pal. I was just about to greet you in the same fashion on the Greyhounds thread. But then I didn’t.

Did Jugs get the ride off Kim?

You have her friends number in your phone now.
You should send her some photos of yourself.

No worries mate. In future don’t hesitate to greet me on any thread.

Would it be a triple or quadruple infraction that I found the article on the Facebook site of a homosexual?

Not that I did… :unsure:

Kissing and a nice meal. But then she fucked off in a taxi he told me.

Mrs Farmer was chatting to a mate of hers from the North at the weekend that she hadn’t seen in years. She asked the mate if she had any bloke on the go. The mate said no but said that she scored a lad in Coppers about a month back, had been back there since then and had seen him again in there but that this bloke didn’t recognise her after the previous score. She had to approach this bloke’s mate to ask him the bloke’s name so as to ascertain if his name was the same as the guy she had scored a month back.

Anyway it turns out the bloke in question was Jugs. Her description of his mate was ‘small and round’. Don’t know who that could have been.

Chances are that if you have been to Coppers, you have scored Jugs.

What I want to know is, do any of these girls get to know the real Jugs. Because if they did, I doubt they’d be interested.

Speaking of Jugs, my phone ran out of power in the pub on Sunday night post Leinster Final and I slyly fucked off leaving one of our few female friends* on her own with my ginger friend.

I charged my phone the next day, turned it on and was met with a flurry of voicemails and texts from her from the night before and all of them were drunkenly berating me for leaving her on her own with Jugs. I made subsequent enquiries and Jugs assures me he acted in a gentlemanly manner at all times.

  • More an acquaintance.

friend of mine bought a second hand phone recently. he was setting it up and going through it when he found some pictures on it of a young one that he’d recognise. he was looking away thinking it was a bit odd until the pictures started getting more revealing and there was more of her bollick naked. dont know if it was her phone, or the fella she was sending them to, but every time we see her now, its dificult not to tell her we’ve seen your dirty pictures. pity they werent really worth seeing though and exploiting.

not only are women dirty, but they are a bit dim too.