Girls

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Good on you for taking care of her Sid, a lesser man could have acted the cunt and taken advantage of her precarious situation.

I have decided to be brave tomorrow and ask the cute blonde Polish chick, who works in a nearby Rockin Joes, and who I see on a daily basis, out for dinner. She has hinted that she likes me but I’ve sort of ignored her out of a mixture of lazyniness and fear.

I shall report back here tomorrow evening on what answer she gives me.

[QUOTE=“Gary Birtles Lovechild, post: 1023703, member: 2585”]^^^^
Good on you for taking care of her Sid, a lesser man could have acted the cunt and taken advantage of her precarious situation.

I have decided to be brave tomorrow and ask the cute blonde Polish chick, who works in a nearby Rockin Joes, and who I see on a daily basis, out for dinner. She has hinted that she likes me but I’ve sort of ignored her out of a mixture of lazyniness and fear.

I shall report back here tomorrow evening on what answer she gives me.[/QUOTE]
I’d never do that, mate, although I am probably keeping her awake by blasting out Definitely Maybe on my laptop.

How did I miss this? Was in flannerys all night!

Flannery’s ! You fuckin roaster! What you eat on the kerb cheesy chips with curry sauce?

[QUOTE=“Gary Birtles Lovechild, post: 1023703, member: 2585”]^^^^
Good on you for taking care of her Sid, a lesser man could have acted the cunt and taken advantage of her precarious situation.

I have decided to be brave tomorrow and ask the cute blonde Polish chick, who works in a nearby Rockin Joes, and who I see on a daily basis, out for dinner. She has hinted that she likes me but I’ve sort of ignored her out of a mixture of lazyniness and fear.

I shall report back here tomorrow evening on what answer she gives me.[/QUOTE]

Go for it. Hold doors open for and stuff like that and you’ll be grand. Pm me if u need a few phrases to impress her. Or perhaps not.

Fair play to your aul lad for bagging a threesome. Respect.

The really uncool type of threesome ; a fourballer with your father

Five if you include your head in that.

Should probably have said that my parents are not in the bed as they don’t live here anymore*.

*not separated

That’s a cueballer.

Ah, Art, I’m only messin. Not good for you to be starting your sunday in a huff.

[QUOTE=“Gary Birtles Lovechild, post: 1023703, member: 2585”]^^^^
Good on you for taking care of her Sid, a lesser man could have acted the cunt and taken advantage of her precarious situation.

I have decided to be brave tomorrow and ask the cute blonde Polish chick, who works in a nearby Rockin Joes, and who I see on a daily basis, out for dinner. She has hinted that she likes me but I’ve sort of ignored her out of a mixture of lazyniness and fear.

I shall report back here tomorrow evening on what answer she gives me.[/QUOTE]
Polish cunt go back to where ya come from

@Sidney, did the girl you kidnapped wake up yet? How soiled are the sheets? Are you going to ask her out now?

[QUOTE=“Sidney, post: 1023761, member: 183”]Should probably have said that my parents are not in the bed as they don’t live here anymore*.

*not separated[/QUOTE]

Did you let her out yet, or are you going to do an Ed Case on it?

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I let her out. Apparently she’s going back to London today, not Dundalk. Easy to confuse the two.

Yes. Slightly. No.

Sam’s still moonlighting for the UVF…

Just home from the date with Polska lady. I had asked her out earlier in the day, and she had agreed to go for a drink next week, but as events conspired we ended up meeting tonight for a drink in town. The Poles are wonderful people, with their heads screwed on, unlike their Lithuanian neighbours. Had a good long chat, and got the shift at the end.
Bubbly girl and very cute but I couldn’t see it going any further, even though she wants to meet again on Tuesday night.

[QUOTE=“Gary Birtles Lovechild, post: 1024337, member: 2585”]Sam’s still moonlighting for the UVF…

Just home from the date with Polska lady. I had asked her out earlier in the day, and she had agreed to go for a drink next week, but as events conspired we ended up meeting tonight for a drink in town. The Poles are wonderful people, with their heads screwed on, unlike their Lithuanian neighbours. Had a good long chat, and got the shift at the end.
Bubbly girl and very cute but I couldn’t see it going any further, even though she wants to meet again on Tuesday night.[/QUOTE]

Why couldn’t you see it going any further pal, big hands syndrome is it?

Just not that into her. She’s almost too bubbly. I’m a picky bastard at the best of times, she’s nice but not for me.