You just need to shag her Gary, it’s as simple as that. Forget that she’s Polish.
I applaud your standards pal, I’m just in the door and am after eating two packets of dirty hunky dories. The mrs is plotting a divorce but I’m confident in my no nonsence robbing cigarettes approach.
Gentleman.
[QUOTE=“Gary Birtles Lovechild, post: 1024337, member: 2585”]Sam’s still moonlighting for the UVF…
Just home from the date with Polska lady. I had asked her out earlier in the day, and she had agreed to go for a drink next week, but as events conspired we ended up meeting tonight for a drink in town. The Poles are wonderful people, with their heads screwed on, unlike their Lithuanian neighbours. Had a good long chat, and got the shift at the end.
Bubbly girl and very cute but I couldn’t see it going any further, even though she wants to meet again on Tuesday night.[/QUOTE]
Ah you should go. You can read your Forest programme collection on Wednesday night.
Whenever I hear the word bubbly used in relation to a woman it means shes fairly heifty.
I take bubbly to mean hyperactive attention seeker.
Solves the mystery of who poured the pint on the poor lads head. I wonder was it craft beer or urine, not that there is much difference.
Apparently fat chicks have hijacked the word and this is now what it means.
I would have taken bubbly to mean either thick or deranged, or both
I bet you fucking would
Wahey!
The wetness around my head felt cold. Therefore it was either a pint of lager, water or a Kilkenny person’s piss.
Immediately what springs to my mind too. Deeply unhappy individual who overcompensates by being loud and " full of fun" and who more often than not ends up in tears on a night out. Likely to end up in mbb’s basement in one last desperate attempt at happiness. Steer clear.
Despite all the comments here, I still wish @Gary Birtles Lovechild all the best in his attempts to woo the fat, hyperactive, insecure girl from the local chipper
I hope you get run down by a truck
I have never heard ‘bubbly’ being used in relation to a persons size.
You don’t really.
[QUOTE=“Gary Birtles Lovechild, post: 1025297, member: 2585”]I have never heard ‘bubbly’ being used in relation to a persons size.
You don’t really.[/QUOTE]
Fat girls usually try to make up for their repulsive figure with a bubbly personality, hence the glass half full guy would label them bubbly as opposed to fat probably to divert the attention away from the fact he’s a chubby lover.
Bubbly is a euphemism for fatties.
[QUOTE=“Gary Birtles Lovechild, post: 1025297, member: 2585”]I have never heard ‘bubbly’ being used in relation to a persons size.
You don’t really.[/QUOTE]
I do Garry, I really do.
http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=bubbly
bubbly
A euphemism for “fat and annoying”. Used mainly by girls to describe themselves in an attempt to block out the harsh realities of life.
Also used tentatively by guys as a compliment to girls who’s defining features are that of being fat and at the same time, annoying.
1.“Hi, I’m Sammi, I’m fun loving and bubbly”
2.“Aww, you’re so bubbly”