The inter-county GAA season can’t start back soon enough
@glasagusban if you were over thinking Limerick selection conundrums this wouldn’t even register with you
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You’re some man for sourcing incredibly on point gifs 
[QUOTE=“TheUlteriorMotive, post: 1058312, member: 2272”]The inter-county GAA season can’t start back soon enough
@glasagusban if you were over thinking Limerick selection conundrums this wouldn’t even register with you[/QUOTE]
True!
Kevin Arnold was a good kid.
Hi guys,
I find myself in a bit of a romance pickle at the minute. Our first two dates have went very well and we seem to have a great chemistry, this is probably the time where things would gather a bit more momentum but unfortunately the festive period is going to put a halt to this and I will unlikely be able to see her until the new year. What sort of contact would you recommend to keep over this period?
[QUOTE=“Il Bomber Destro, post: 1060813, member: 2533”]Hi guys,
I find myself in a bit of a romance pickle at the minute. Our first two dates have went very well and we seem to have a great chemistry, this is probably the time where things would gather a bit more momentum but unfortunately the festive period is going to put a halt to this and I will unlikely be able to see her until the new year. What sort of contact would you recommend to keep over this period?[/QUOTE]
A brief call to say hello on Christmas day will see you through this difficult stretch. Some generic chit chat about Christmas presents and silly family members should suffice. I would leave it until after dinner when everyone is in a more relaxed(drunk) frame of mine. Obviously, throw in a casual guarantee to hook up again after the fesivities
A phone call should not be considered under any circumstances. A text (or texting to and fro) on the 24th, 25th, 27th and every second day thereafter until meeting again should suffice.
[QUOTE=“Il Bomber Destro, post: 1060813, member: 2533”]Hi guys,
I find myself in a bit of a romance pickle at the minute. Our first two dates have went very well and we seem to have a great chemistry, this is probably the time where things would gather a bit more momentum but unfortunately the festive period is going to put a halt to this and I will unlikely be able to see her until the new year. What sort of contact would you recommend to keep over this period?[/QUOTE]
Make a clay model of your cock for her to hang on the family christmas tree. It’ll be a great conversation starter for her and the clan and her family will feel like they already know you when they finally get to meet you. It’ll be gas when her granny mistakes it for an earring, too.
[QUOTE=“Il Bomber Destro, post: 1060813, member: 2533”]Hi guys,
I find myself in a bit of a romance pickle at the minute. Our first two dates have went very well and we seem to have a great chemistry, this is probably the time where things would gather a bit more momentum but unfortunately the festive period is going to put a halt to this and I will unlikely be able to see her until the new year. What sort of contact would you recommend to keep over this period?[/QUOTE]
I recommend camping out in her lawn and intermittently jumping out from behind the laurel hedging to expose your naked self…
You never know what that BITCH might be up to in your absence.
A Snapchat of your mickey with the legend: “Tits or GTFO” on Christmas morning.
This is the way to go alright. Plenty of effort involved however, I hope she’s worth it
I don’t think the gravity of this situation is being taken seriously.
You’re dead right bomber. Under no circumstances should you make a clay model of your cock. Papier mache might be better.
[QUOTE=“Il Bomber Destro, post: 1060813, member: 2533”]Hi guys,
I find myself in a bit of a romance pickle at the minute. Our first two dates have went very well and we seem to have a great chemistry, this is probably the time where things would gather a bit more momentum but unfortunately the festive period is going to put a halt to this and I will unlikely be able to see her until the new year. What sort of contact would you recommend to keep over this period?[/QUOTE]
Arrange something for the New Year. Text her on Christmas & New Years wishing her a good one etc, only respond if she asks questions. She will likely be surrounded by sisters & friends throughout this period, who will be inquiring about her new beau. If she is seen to be texting you a lot, comments like “oh he is keen” etc will be made. Then they’ll be slagging her about how you’re a stalker etc. These seemingly innocuous comments will seep into her consciousness and by the 31st of December you’ll be getting a “I’m not in the right space for this” or some such bullshit text.
Err on the side of prickish.
[QUOTE=“Julio Geordio, post: 1060838, member: 332”]Arrange something for the New Year. Text her on Christmas & New Years wishing her a good one etc, only respond if she asks questions. She will likely be surrounded by sisters & friends throughout this period, who will be inquiring about her new beau. If she is seen to be texting you a lot, comments like “oh he is keen” etc will be made. Then they’ll be slagging her about how you’re a stalker etc. These seemingly innocuous comments will seep into her consciousness and by the 31st of December you’ll be getting a “I’m not in the right space for this” or some such bullshit text.
Err on the side of prickish.[/QUOTE]
[QUOTE=“Il Bomber Destro, post: 1060813, member: 2533”]Hi guys,
I find myself in a bit of a romance pickle at the minute. Our first two dates have went very well and we seem to have a great chemistry, this is probably the time where things would gather a bit more momentum but unfortunately the festive period is going to put a halt to this and I will unlikely be able to see her until the new year. What sort of contact would you recommend to keep over this period?[/QUOTE]
If you like her why don’t you try meet her for lunch tomo or Christmas Eve. Buy her a little present, a bottle of perfume or something.
Two dates in this amount of time is taking it very slowly, Flatty had popped the question at this stage!
[QUOTE=“Ebeneezer Goode, post: 1060842, member: 1785”]If you like her why don’t you try meet her for lunch tomo or Christmas Eve. Buy her a little present, a bottle of perfume or something.
Two dates in this amount of time is taking it very slowly, Flatty had popped the question at this stage![/QUOTE]
Jesus that’s worse advice than the clay cock. She’ll think you are a psycho if you buy her a Christmas present
Don’t mean to sound ungrateful, lads, but this hasn’t helped one bit. I think what @Colin Montgomerie said makes the most sense.
Colin knows his shit pal, he’s spot on here
For fuck sake.