Guards - Cunts or Not

[Thomas_Brady]

I’ll show you, you cunt. I’ll get 7.9 next week.

[Corksfinedtboy]

Full scale pikey fighting 40 m ago in the Northside of Cork,1 squad car( who’d be a Garda dealing with that scum) just received a what’s app vid, awful carry on

[Thomas_Brady]

I look forward to @TheUlteriorMotive’s lies next week…

[anon78624367]

https://www.beeptestguide.com/norms.htm

[Corksfinedtboy]

That ban Garda wo didn’t make it,must have seriously pissed off someone,as half the law in Cork are obese

[Thomas_Brady]

OMG.

[backinatracksuit]

I did one of those many many years ago but forget how it went,
How far would it go before you were required to run 15kph?

[anon78624367]

To the point where they can reverse the ageing process for me

[Juhniallio]

@TheUlteriorMotive

He must be gone an awful size.

Thank fuck Irish Republicanism no longer needs hunger strikers. He’d snap by tea time you feel.

A lovely holistic cut here. Really takes the full @Thomas_Brady persona into account.

[gilgamboa]

@Thomas_Brady

There was no breaks, it’s continuous…

Ah shtap…

[gilgamboa]

@Thomas_Brady

I also have a medical condition currently that hampers me

An eh ‘over active thyroid’

[TreatyStones]

Over active imagination more like

[Juhniallio]

@gilgamboa

@Thomas_Brady

I also have a medical condition currently that hampers me

An eh ‘over active thyroid’

‘Over active try-hard’ is the term I believe

[caulifloweredneanderthal]

@anon60384913

He said he’d to break the news to woman that her husband and child died in a crash a few years ago. It finished him he went on to say. It was one side of the job I never thought off and it most be very tough on a person.

As a few here would know, my auld lad was a Garda. When he was in Kilkenny, he’d to call to the wife of his then best friend to tell her that he was killed in a car crash. Dunno how he did it, but I suppose he had to.

My father is 75 now and still fit as a fiddle. When. He was 50, he’d race us across the fields and we’d have no hope of catching him. However, I’d regularly go into his station and there were some very lazy Guards. It used to annoy the shit out of him as they gave the rest a bad name

[Thomas_Brady]

No.

[cowpat]

Would there be many fat lazy roasters in the gardai anymore? I was watching that show on TV3 or Virgin, or whatever it’s called, and they all seemed in relatively good shape. There was one clip with one roaster garda alright, he was an awful size mudder ah god.
Used to be a detective around Limerick who was obese, and spent half his time driving the back roads between Adare, the Well, and Limk supping porter. I wouldn’t mind, the same man was thin at one stage. Battled the weight for years.

[Plastic_Paddy]

So is 16.8 feasible

[Corksfinedtboy]

@backinatracksuit

I did one of those many many years ago but forget how it went,
How far would it go before you were required to run 15kph?

Don’t k but doubt seriously if over half the law would pass,she was picked out for some other reason,some right heavyweight gardai in Cork

[anon78624367]

Lads will be doing cruciates and ankles at this craic, bordering on heart attacks. If you’re over 35 you’ve fuck all business doing a bleep test

Stay out of a and e guys

[caulifloweredneanderthal]

Can you do a bleep test in jump boots?

Asking for a friend