Guards - Cunts or Not

I’m not denying it… I went cold tho, no Fitness or training … Guards must have months notice for it. Will you give it a rattle yourself tomorrow?

The internet says to complete level 6 you’ve to do 20m 51 times over 6 mins 20 seconds.
So 1km basically in 6mins 20 seconds. With breaks.

Any bit of fitness at all you’d manage that surely.

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There was no breaks, it’s continuous… I used the video copper posted above., has he mugged me off?.. 7.8 aint a great score but it’s not as poor as that cunt treaty is making out for someone starting out training.

Also…you do realise the beeps get closer together each level?

Well you should be getting breaks at the start because the beeps are slow and you don’t turn around until it beeps at you. Even still 6.20 for a Km is very doable

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Yes mate. I have done the beep test

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OK… I’m gonna set the board the challenge to do it next week for the craic. If lads wanna cheat fair enough but it’s something to do. Thus day next week.

I also have a medical condition currently that hampers me but I wont use it as an excuse… Not in the slightest. No excuses here at all.

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I’m not doing it. I wouldn’t do it when I was playing soccer and I’m not doing it now. Running to a beep like a dog running to a fucking whistle

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Woof

Were you a bit of a primA Donna on the soccer field ?

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It’s a bit of craic and a challenge during lock down.

I’ll see can I find a flat 20ms somewhere people won’t be looking at me like I’m mental.

Cunts closed Mary I because the kids wouldn’t stay the fuck at home as advised

No mate, if you put a ball in front of me, i’d run after it all day, like a dog. But not a whistle. That’s demeaning

All talk from @Thomas_Brady about his diet and gut health.

It sounds like his diet has simply given him a healthy sized gut.

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It was just this along with you refusing to be a sub had me thinking

It seems Kefir milk won’t get you the hard yards

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I hated running drills and the cold, and mud.

Ya, i was a prima Donna

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Never mind the lads @Thomas_Brady

7.8 is a perfectly acceptable score for a new dad.

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I’m as unfit as fuck and ill at the minute and can’t get it resolved till docs are seeing people again. Very mean comments when you should be egging me on. I’m disappointed in you.

He must be gone an awful size.

Thank fuck Irish Republicanism no longer needs hunger strikers. He’d snap by tea time you feel.

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