Guards - Cunts or Not

[anon67715551]

He might, but the burst of pace would be coming from the Hyundai….

[TheBird]

@anon67715551

As in she’d hould a 14” pizza in each paw while atin’ them simultaneously.
With the Diet Coke balanced in the crook of her elbow.

There was a great wan told about a former plus sized Nenagh Eire Óg goalkeeper back in the nineties. During the height of Nayna and Toomes rivalry the Nayna goalie missed a simple catch and the ball wound up in the net whereupon one of the Toome cunts the roared in at him “if it was a chicken burger you’d have caught it” unfortunately the Nayna keeper lacked the mobility to catch up with and timber the head off the aforementioned Toome cunt.

[kerry1891]

@TheBird

@anon67715551

As in she’d hould a 14” pizza in each paw while atin’ them simultaneously.
With the Diet Coke balanced in the crook of her elbow.

There was a great wan told about a former plus sized Nenagh Eire Óg goalkeeper back in the nineties. During the height of Nayna and Toomes rivalry the Nayna goalie missed a simple catch and the ball wound up in the net whereupon one of the Toome cunts the roared in at him “if it was a chicken burger you’d have caught it” unfortunately the Nayna keeper lacked the mobility to catch up with and timber the head off the aforementioned Toome cunt.

oversized keepers in Tipp should not be such a novelty in Tipp to merit such sledgery!