Ah you couldnt be that miserable.
I can. And I am. The egg is probably karma…
You little bastard. I’m delighted you got egged now
Vile
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Hope you’re having a great evening with your lot pal.
I’ve subbed out now. Door hasn’t stopped going.
Yeah the mrs is home and being put on active service … I’m standing down.
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Had to go down for extra supplies
(Slight chance @iron_mike could have treated himself to a few bits)
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I don’t like Halloween but I play along, in fact I’m standing here right now dressed as a zombie waiting to answer the door (in the hall) as soon as the door is knocked (bell is out of action), the family have gone out trick or treating and I got the good job, little party up the road in a while where I should get my gob around a couple of bottles of treaty city lager so all is not lost.
Fucking fools with their shitty fireworks like its the 1980s 
Good belt of rain here. That’ll keep some of the cunts in.
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After tonight, its straight into Christmas.
There’s always one little cunt. Got in from work around 5.30. The wife had dropped the eldest into town and was going into Lidl to collect a few bits. I wanted to get a bit of dinner so put a note on the door “after 6pm please” Note wasn’t up 5 minutes when this big lug hammered on the door. I fucked him out of it.
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Harsh
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Kids off for the holidays. The same family won the pumpkin carving competition for the third year in a row. Stupid carry on- the principal was hanging around talking to parents, I was going to raise the subject but my kid wouldn’t let me. Very unfair and a bit dispiriting for the kids and parents who participate year after year without a chance of winning
Not really chief. He was 16 if he was a day. Old enough to know better
Seems like the breed of fucker that would be travelling on a quad bike or a fixie…
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Jaysus, if you threw him a packet of Haribo the job would have been oxo.
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You’re just asking for an egging
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You dick