Has anyone ever been involved in a fight/brawl with an animal?

I was told recently about a man who strangled a violent dog in a vicious struggle.

I think Jebediah Springfield once killed a bear with his bare hands.

Nah, a kick from a heifer or colt yearling is all. Not a brawl just a single attack. I didn’t retaliate at all.

I punched a few horses alright, usually they’d start it with a kick or bite, I’d a tiff with a bullock that wouldnt go up the crush too. I cant say ive ever had to wrestle a bear or anything…

What about that Munster supporter that attacked you Bandage?

A ram lamb went for me once and we wrestled for a few brief moments. A few swift elbows info the puss and a kick in the balls softened the fcuker.

We have a black limo cow who goes for anyone that comes within 5 feet of her. She has got a few severe beatings with self defence being used as a valid reason.

I suppose that person could be considered a wild animal in some respects. But this thread wasn’t meant for jousts with human beings, more pit bulls, lions, bears etc.

RTT was once clothes-lined in the middle of a field by a Limousin/Charolais cross weanling…

In english please?

Of course Flano did have that scuffle with a rabbit not long ago

Not a fight/brawl but I had to strangle a dog once before about 6 years ago…cried my eyes out doing it and it wasn’t even my dog…

Did you not also have a battle of wits with a crow once??

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wtf

What was the context?

Did you get away with it?

What did Professor Marie Cassidy conclude from the post mortem?

yes but onc we caught them we used to shit ourselves and have to go get the mother to release them

I think the Pro-Mink team and their type may take a disliking to that! Was it necessary?

It was a warm enough summers evening, around 8.30 on a saturday, it was the neighbours dog and he had gotten out on the road and was met by an Izuzu Trooper going about 50 miles an hour, the dog was fucked, could bearly move and was yelping in agony, the neighbour came out and didn’t know what to do(twas too late to get a vet), one of the lads with me wanted to give it a few belts of a shovel…I manned up and put my hand over its wind pipe and applied pressure(for use of a better term) for about a minute til it went silent…tough thing to do

you acted in haste- im no vet but a but of TLC would have set that dog right

I’d say you’d have no problem putting that Pine Marten to silence if you caught him Puke.

A mercy killing. And you say you were in tears as you did it? That’s actually beautiful, mate.