Has anyone ever been involved in a fight/brawl with an animal?

Big time. Once the dog got over the initial shock of being hit, he would have been right as rain

Shot a dog before as it was chasing neighbours sheep bar wresting calves into a calf crate and ā€˜ā€˜encouragingā€™ā€™ stubborn animals in the crush

(I would ask shannonsider to translate any technician terms for the townies or has he been called to national service in Donegal)

Being hit by a Trooper doing 50 generally leads to a tad more then shock!

Yes, murder it seems

Ah yeah but I donā€™t like to go on about it.

I was involved in a scuffle with a few xmas turkeys there a few years back tooā€¦

were you the hatchet man ???

no hatchet, bare hands job, not a pleasant experienceā€¦

Does Donkey punching a bird count?

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Post of the year.

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Iā€™m sure Bandage was expecting this thread to be awash with muldoon savagery and then he gets a beautiful coming of age story like this one.

Anyway to get the thread back on track, I once had to stun a mad bastard of a ram with an iron bar so we could slit his throat.

http://2.imimg.com/data2/HF/UH/IMFCP-137142/burdizzo-castrator-250x250.jpg

I like where your going with this TCā€¦

http://www.nationmaster.com/wikimir/images/upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/f/fa/Castration_horse.jpg/180px-Castration_horse.jpg

There is a 4x4 beast from west Dublin after jumping into the pool beside me hereā€¦ same said beast tried to go for me at 5am this morning when I told her to keep the racket down. I doubt she even remembersā€¦

As a write a German gent has challenged her fellow west Dublin 6x4 beast about smoking close to their kids.

Why the fuck they booked into this resort Iā€™ll never know. Doubt theyā€™ll last the week.

Kp are you in Spain or gort mart?

Kp are you in Spain or Gort mart?

Was with my uncle, Galway farmer one day finishing silage. He had a young collie pub. We just had the second polythene wrap over the fresh cut when i spotted movement under the wrap and the fcuking eejit of a dog emerged having ate his way out through the plastic cover, which of course meant it was ruined. My uncle whistled at him and stooped down, gently picked him up walked over to a full barrel of rain water at the side of the pit and held him under until the bubbles stopped.

Ganders are bad news

What?

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