[quote=âFitzy, post: 761526, member: 236â]When did Clare win an AI Football final?
When I was about 12, I was walking through the woods in Bunclody one summer day on my way to go fishing when I saw this little thing coming at pace towards me. .[/quote]
:D:clap:
This thread.
I had a titantic struggle with a wasp earlier, the fucker just wouldnât get lost and it being October he should be long gone. I sorted him tho.
Just ignore them, pal and theyâll eventually go away.
I usually follow that advice, mate- but this fella was manic with rage, possessed even. Tis easy have a laugh about it now with my online pals, but it was touch and go for a while.
Friend of mine was cutting hedges out his back yard when the poor soul accidently disturbed a hive of the cunts,he got stung 7-8 times while running back to the house! aggresive little bastards 
does a Cork bouncer qualify?
Hmmmmm. You now know far too much about me.
Walking home form the golf club down through to old 17 green. It was getting dark and I came across a cat lying on itâs back unable to move. As it was getting dark and there was no one on the course, the local would be out walking their pitbulls and the like. I took pity on the cat and decided to put it out of his misery. So of I go to the lake and pull out a huge rock and sneak up behind the cat and dropped the rock on itâs head. It had been raining that day and the ground was soft. The cats head just sunk into the ground under the rock. When I moved it to check the little fucker was still there looking up at meâŚwhat do you do with that?
Even if it had of worked, would you have left the dead cat with a crushed head and a bloody rock (and a large divot) in the middle of the 17th green for the members to find in the morning?
Surely thats why he did it in the first place?
It was just off the green. But anyway if it had of worked I could have thrown the poor animals remains in the ditch. But as the thing lived it was hissing and scratching, even after I had a few more goes, so I had to leave it there.
Always wondered what happened it in the first place?
[quote=âcookie, post: 844434, member: 328â]It was just off the green. But anyway if it had of worked I could have thrown the poor animals remains in the ditch. But as the thing lived it was hissing and scratching, even after I had a few more goes, so I had to leave it there.
Always wondered what happened it in the first place?[/quote]
The general way of dealing with cats to unleash a full clip of a sub machine gun into them.
That fucking love/hate has a lot to answer for
[quote=âcookie, post: 844434, member: 328â]It was just off the green. But anyway if it had of worked I could have thrown the poor animals remains in the ditch. But as the thing lived it was hissing and scratching, even after I had a few more goes, so I had to leave it there.
Always wondered what happened it in the first place?[/quote]
Would you have to play off the cat or would you get relief and be able to get a drop?
If knock a dog down with your car and he is still alive but badly injured do you
(a) look around to see if anybody watching so you can break its neck and finish the job or
(b) pack him off to the vet in the back seat
Š Ring Chewy Louie