Are you at home or where are you? What is the toilet paper status?
or he was, as suspected all along, just full of shit
Happens to the best of usâŚ
Not very ladylike
It was like something out of an episode of Macroaster.
Fair play. Iâll always respect someone that saysâŚyeah I shat myself.
Iâll give that a like for the honesty.
I thought you hated honesty
Say that tramp is soiling herself
The misogynists are out again I see.
The littlest one shat herself in the bath a few weeks back. I think she was just trying to squeeze out a fart but got more than she bargained for. She was absolutely fucking horrified to be swimming in bath of her own shit which is entirely understandable
Weâve all been there, mate.
Did somebody hack your account?
Must have. Itâs substantially higher quality than usual
I didnât actually shit myself though. Not today anyway.
I didnât actually shit myself though. Not today anyway.
If youâve shit on your hands, Iâm gonna say youâve shit on yourself
The old pasta sieve is the only job in these situations
I highly doubt it.Sheâll be looked after no matter what.
Needed to do a poo quite suddenly there and went to the toilet. Explosive poo up onto the toilet seat and everything. Got poo on my hand and all and generally had an awful time cleaning it up.
Poor craytur. Stop saying poo though. Itâs not manly.