Have you ever soiled yourself as an adult?

Are you at home or where are you? What is the toilet paper status?

Can this disgusting animal give @glasagusban his phone back please?

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or he was, as suspected all along, just full of shit

Happens to the best of us…

Not very ladylike

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It was like something out of an episode of Macroaster.

Fair play. I’ll always respect someone that says…yeah I shat myself.

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I’ll give that a like for the honesty.

I thought you hated honesty

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Say that tramp is soiling herself

The misogynists are out again I see.

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The littlest one shat herself in the bath a few weeks back. I think she was just trying to squeeze out a fart but got more than she bargained for. She was absolutely fucking horrified to be swimming in bath of her own shit which is entirely understandable

We’ve all been there, mate.

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Must have. It’s substantially higher quality than usual

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I didn’t actually shit myself though. Not today anyway.

If you’ve shit on your hands, I’m gonna say you’ve shit on yourself

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The old pasta sieve is the only job in these situations

I highly doubt it.She’ll be looked after no matter what.

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Poor craytur. Stop saying poo though. It’s not manly.

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